man, i've literally woken up in the middle of the night and realized the the cot damn elf wasn't moved and got up out of bed to put him somewhere else. one time last year i left him chillin' on the closet door basketball hoop for a couple days. kid came down and saw he was still there and that's when i realized i had forgotten haha. i said some shit like, man he must really like chillin' there.

nah, it's not all bad, but i could honestly do without. the kid thinks it's fun, so whatever. and yes, bless the gullible ass kids. it's kinda funny to witness.