I hate when I order something from Amazon and it says it'll arrive by Monday at 8pm. So you wait around the house and its says it'll be there by 8pm at 12pm, and at 4pm, and a 7pm, then changes at 7:50pm to "Arriving between Tuesday and Friday."

I *always*, I mean ALWAYS return it to Amazon immediately and buy it elsewhere.

They can eat the fucking shipping cost - I hate them so much.

#nogoodreason

(assuming it ships via UPS, which...these days you never know)


www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

or too close in general

I seriously want to fight people when they do that ish, all my neighbors are either drunk drivers or can't manage to get they kids out the car without a "shut the fuck up", or too fat and stupid to realize if they park too close to a parked car it makes it harder to open the door wide enough to get out their own car, and don't seem to understand their car should be equidistant to the white lines on both sides.

it's just good manners.

Irritate the holy frig out of me.

I hope the grammatical errors aren't spinning you right round, baby right round like a record baby right round round round in your grave.

...watch out here I come (for those pesky grammar abominations).

Like when a website moves or covers content for ads - while I'm reading.
Commercials instead of the video I want to see.
When you can't fast forward when watching on demand.

All of these things make me abandon what I'm doing. ANGER.

>RE: Everything on a site that gets in the way of content
>Like when a website moves or covers content for ads - while
>I'm reading.
>Commercials instead of the video I want to see.
>When you can't fast forward when watching on demand.
>
>All of these things make me abandon what I'm doing. ANGER.

I'm curious if these advertisers even get a tangible return from that bullshit. Because like you, these ads have the opposite effect on me. Instead of "ohh that looks nice I should buy" (which I imagine is what the advertisers spend all that money hoping for) my reaction is "FUCK THIS FUCKING SITE I WILL NEVER RETURN". Of course I ultimately do but my point is I never even take the time to check what the ad is for because I'm too busy flipping out and clicking the X furiously.

and it makes me click some shit I didn't want to click... shenanigans.

>and it makes me click some shit I didn't want to click...
>shenanigans.

I often open articles in multiple tabs so I hate when a video starts playing automatically and I have to click through the tabs to find in which tab the video is playing.

NYT has a good workaround of a GIF that loads automatically, and click it for the video. more websites should do that.

I swear to god- when you want to read an article, and after the first sentence the text jumps down to make room for a video...then it jumps back up to make room for a footer ad. Then the text re-formats to make room for a sidebar ad. You can't even read the fucking thing. I just leave the page because it's too frustrating, which defeats the whole purpose of their ads in the first place.

That, and news sites that post a print article and auto-play a video after the page loads. Why do they assume I want to watch a video? FOH

Bonus anger if there are no self checkout lanes, or (even worse) you have people using the self lanes all wrong: asking questions, having more than 20 or so things, don't know how to scan, etc.

I Grandpa Simpson markets if I see a long line when I first walk in.

Reading fail.

person leaving, knowing they have a good parking spot, sees you pull up waiting for them to leave while they are getting in the car so they take their time adjusting everything from their mirrors to picking their nose. Then they take an extra minute to put their hand in a bag in the backseat for no good reason other than to piss u off. Then JUST as another spot just as close opens up, they pull off quickly as if to let u know how much of an asshole they were but u will never see them again so u will never have a chance to cuss them out.

This happened to me yesterday at the Mall and i irrationally wanted to choke this person out.

When it's clearly not opening up anytime soon. MOVE ON.

It's more selfish than the legitimately parked person taking whatever time they want in their legitimate parking spot.

Move on so the rest of us behind you can move too. Thanks.

to drive around you while you wait.

People who drive down the middle of parking lots and block traffic can eat a dick.

Also hate people who walk in the middle of the parking lot like it's a sidewalk... especially when they have little kids.

So usually, no, ain't no way around them. Especially in those slender ass parking decks.

I ain't saying don't wait. But, if it clearly ain't happening in a reasonable time frame, you become the asshole too by sitting there.

thats immature to try to hold up everyone behind you.

im just trying to park, get in, shop, and leave.

nobody got time to orchestrate a traffic jam in a parking lot when theyre 7 lanes of parking all around.

Who does that dumb sht?

And will sit there hawking that spot until the hail of car horns force them to roll on.

Those people are the worst.

and block traffic with the back of their car.

big ass turning lane with arrows and you wait until it's impossible to get over.

for why?

what the hell imma do with this? it's more suited for blowing my nose than wiping my hands...

they know damn well that thick ass sauce/gravy finna tear that napkin UP.

you better off lickin your fingers

As if there isn't anyone else behind them trying to go to wherever.

That just seems rude to me. Some calls might be so important that you have to call back even when it's not that convenient.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

As in not able to but it sounds rude af. You can't be asked to? Fuck you!

Example -

"You going to that party at Tina's tonight?"

"Nah, fuck that, can't be arsed!"

put your fuckin money in your wallet and move on out the way

.

especially those that don't taste the food first 😡

...and before they even taste it they start putting salt, ketchup and other stuff on your hard work.

They just made it so they ain't never getting any more of my food to waste. They can walk down to Wendys and put ketchup all over that crap from that point on.

>especially those that don't taste the food first 😡

not like on accident, but purposely walks on my feet.

#nogoodreason bc employees get paid to reteive them but
that shit is just lazy and trifling to me and bothers
me to no end.

-People that do not place cash or currency in the cashier's hand

Also- any Black man that does not at least give a head nod
in passing.

>Also- any Black man that does not at least give a head nod
>in passing.

That's what I think every time my head nod goes unrequited. I thought we were brothers?

https://youtu.be/VOe6g9OFd3g


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I ain't lyin. This shit i'm making up is true...

...just leave shit in the wrong place.

Niggas be ready to tear off their tie and quit because their TPS report in the wrong inbox, but they cool with making somebody else's shitty job even shittier because, "they get paid to..."

i don't really feel for the cart collector. unless the weather is relly shitty, it's not a big deal. when i worked at a grocery store, most of us liked being on carts. it's easy as fuck and an excuse to get outside.

i mostly return them because people's cars get fucked up.

It was a cool convo bro but I got somewhere to go and you know that cause you took me there

gitcho ass out the road.

i know the delay ain't significant time wise but i get pissed off when you ain't at least halfway acting like you're interested in getting to the other side. do that fake jog thing or something. speed walk or something.

because I know when I'm crossing the street, I'm considering how much I'm slowing down the drivers on the road


if you don't at least pretend to do that light jog/run step, I assume you're an inconsiderate prick

Because they know most reasonable people won't mow their ass down.

Like sagging so I can all your silly ass underwear

at the people behind them that are walking much faster.

Aye, yo... STOP LOOKING AT ME AND LOOK WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING!!!

like ma you not that bad, i just want you to get out of my way

Right. I'm definitely not following you or stalking you. You're walking slow as shit and I'm trying to get past you without having to push you aside.

jussayin...

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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

Such as people who stand extra close behind me in a line and think that me stepping forward to get some space is a cue for them to step forward with me.

God damn I want to swing on those people.

>I hate when I order something from Amazon and it says it'll
>arrive by Monday at 8pm. So you wait around the house and its
>says it'll be there by 8pm at 12pm, and at 4pm, and a 7pm,
>then changes at 7:50pm to "Arriving between Tuesday and
>Friday."

no youre not
youre doing what youre supposed to do
and watching your kids
ugh.

*some* of them dont mean anything by it
by it still irks me.

...and make it impossible for people to pass!

shit was hilarious. Young and dumb shit making white women walk around us.

Cause white women LOVE to walk through people. Especially if you are holding hands with your SO.

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

I hate "minorities," too, now that we on it.

then have the fucking nerve to plop down right in front of you completely blocking your line of vision.

i get to class EARLY to acclimate and make sure i'm in the right space. four postures deep and you trying to pull up. FOH!!!


OR OR

people that,again, set their mat and towel up directly in front of you or just inches to close to you knowing good and dammmm muthafucking well there is enough room to not block my line of vision or be so fucking close.... plenty of fucking room, plenty but you all up under me.....FOH!!!!!

OR OR OR

at this big ass muuthafucking gym with like all the free fucking space in the world you really need to be on the treadmill next to me three banks/ rows of empty treadmills but you needed to be on the one next to me.


the very things i try to do to reduce my stress and anxiety make me want to spaz sometimes...

Everyone hears it vibrating asshole.

All o' them

The ones that bark all the time.

"hey, i tried to call you. call me back."


got dammit. i wasted a few mins of my life for that? if i don't answer, and you know me, just text me.

for instance, i was waiting for the abdominal machine once, and the guy is just sitting there, reading his book.

#fixed

....I always get pissed and pump my breaks

or when people want you to be on time to a meeting that they start late, EVERY TIME

http://moguldomstudios.com/films/genius-leaves-hood/

I am not even a Jay-Z stand but the hateration was soo thick in this joint.

Mainly Jaz-0 interviews and Dame Dash point of view.

The biggest take away is that Jay-Z has changed from his days in the hood and that he'll drop dudes when he doesn't have any use for them.





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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

My brother always talks about he's going down to NT, or down to Detroit. We're in DC. You're going UP, nigga....

Makes me want to punch him