I have one friend at work. We work in the same department, but we work in different buildings. I tell her all the time and live with the fact that I have plenty of friends and these people are my co-workers, not friends. And I refuse to try to make friends of them.

She's been burnt by someone here who she was friends with (tried to get her fired), and now they're friends again.

But these people are forever trying to go to happy hour, having Halloween parties and all that -- I'm good. You won't catch me at any of that shit.