i do.

and all i ever wanted, was to be an a-list poster.

these days, it's easy as shit to get to the a-list, but back then - shit was literally the holy grail to get noticed.

these days, not so much.

and it's kinda great.

this post is about lurkers. and how you can rise to the top now.

do lurkers still even exist?

poetx used to make posts welcoming lurkers ever so often - and im ready to pick up where he left off. cause more than likely, the nigga probably got better shit to worry about than you quiet clowns.

my digital old-lady say im not qualified to make race posts.

but maybe i can make lurker posts.

lurkers, are you there?

are you willing to reply with an answer to the question 'why do you lurk'?

a/s/l would be cool too.

..

and while we're typing, i see all you former a-list posters lurking, too. and so i ask you - 'how do i look?'

...

*taps the mic*

'is this thing on?'