I'm still waiting for an answer to my question about how long the statute is between when a post should be titled "*insert newsworthy story here*" and when it can be titled "WHAT, NO POST ABOUT *newsworthy story* ?!?!?!?!"

Is it a day ? A week ? An hour ? Does it vary depending on the kind of story ? Someone help. Asking for a frien.......a bunch of shitty internet posters.