because i wasn't going to school.

except this was the 90 and it was some offbrand telecom school. when i went to meet with them, dude gave me some details and dropped a ton of paperwork on me encouraging me to sign up now because enrollment was limited. it was something like $40 grand which he said was nothing compared to what i'll be making. i wound up telling him i'd think about it and never went back

the truth is the real reason I didn't do it because i was working full time and partying so much i thought it would interfere too much with my social life