If you fux with me...I fux with you 100.

I'm the guy that will track down someone that was a good friend a decade ago because I can't imagine losing contact with you.

If you are in the clutch and I can affect a change w/o fucking up my situation...I got you.

But I will get little on your ass in a minute and don't even ask me about your birthday. I forgot.

Most of my friends know that about me, tho...so it's part of the deal.

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