my coworker INSISTS on bringing in krispy kreme donuts for the team

wherein lies the problem, you ask?

she buys them the night before and refrigerates them

who wants COLD, DAY OLD ASS krispy kreme donuts?

not me

pisses me off

And say don't ever come back in here with donuts that aren't fresh!!

Cuz that's some bullshit.

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

But to prefer cold, fridged-up Krispie Kreme's to the ones that roll out hot off that conveyor belt? That's uncivilized.

you don't bring them into work all excited like, "hey guys, I brought donuts!"

OMG
and i wish i never met it
it's TOO good
i warmed it in the microwave and topped it with coconut almond chocolate talenti and hershey's syrup
so good

It's a PROBLEM.

And they keep them right at the register.

How can you say no?

I'm obsessed with talenti as is - I bet talenti with the brownie is heavenly.

Damn you.

I'm going to 711 after work :(

that brownie is a once every three months treat
too dangerous

the glaze/ice/whatever toppings do they hold up? not runny and not soaked into the donut's bready interior?

if it holds up, i would eat it. if not, NO and I'd tell her she needs to come fresh with it (literally)
lol

no attempt at all to style it. just take the shit out the pack, snap it in, and walk around with the shit hanging down to your butt.

at what point did chicks stop even trying to pretend like it was their hair?

this is my neighbor, she puts her hair on in the front yard...

well, she used to, lately she has been MIA. I think he mom finally had that talk with her.

just a vile human being.

and the most humble chick on that show, Kandi, can buy & sell her ass several times over but she don't throw her cash in people's faces

There's nothing i love more than trashing my friends or my friends trashing each other, but there's nothing I hate more than watching somebody give it to someone they know won't give it back.

Blood just starts boiling like crazy.

It's one of those Sonos speakers that let you connect Spotify or whatever. I learned that every woman in the office has Spotify but sticks to the most popular playlists only


Why didn't we just get a radio...

i hate writing in blue

I'd rather they just not fucking acknowledge at me at all. Not even any real eye contact with those smiles. What's the point of smiling at a point on the ground near me?

that causes a post to be deleted.

i swear i was only gone for like half an hour Haha

.

so not even sure how long the post lasted
or what went down, if anything. im assuming it was nothing


mods didnt really have an answer/explanation


but top flight security does what top flight security gonna do

running about the gym in flip flops.

flip flops and socks

old people's mentality: these kids today or back in my day type thinking

see: Roots Picnic promo....







"Get ready....for your blessing....."

My girl is fuckin' TERRIBLE for this. My birthday cake spent a night in the fridge this week.

Cakes, donuts, what the shit ever does not go in the fucking fridge unless you want to build a wall out of it.

she puts the cake in

I take it back out

a day later it's back in the fridge.

I think it's because our last cat was a savage who ate anything we left out. I don't want to believe she doesn't give a fuck about the softness of cake.

then when they do some stupid ass shit on the road I think-
"no wonder why yo dumb ass got that dent in that raggedy muthafucka"

You wanna keep your Benz or Lexus that bad that you want 4 different non-matching parts on one car?

not casual Cavs fans of course


but fans of other teams


Dubs gang or dont bang

while sitting on exercise equipment

I know they want to believe they are out their doing it but they aren't

doing shit but making me angry

https://www.instagram.com/p/SoRtslJcgY/?taken-by=angela_january

It's a Beyonce Magazine ad, who knows if that's her background but it sure is me.. Most black folks claim Indian, mine are active Indians on reservations.




BITCH YOU BLACK!!!!!

word 'girl' ONE MORE FUCCKING TIME!!!! it's like hearing dj premier going back to back on 2 blackboard turntables with styrofoam fingernail styluses.

shit is turrble. but my wife likes him. and i listen to weird shit and she mostly put up with it. so i just sit and suffer when that come on the radio.


peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

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I'm an advocate for working smarter, not harder. If you just
focus on working hard you end up making someone else rich and
not having much to show for it. (c) mad

people buying huskies while living in Panama, an equatorial country where in is ususally over 100F (30C) every single day! they even have a husky dog ownser association! ugh!

Finally heard Big Beat or whatever that shit is called and she didnt disappoint... smh.

so predictable

its disrespectful.

tell me the truth whatever it may be. lie to me & im not going to be pleasant

...

walk to the front of the line to ask if this the line for customer service when they know damn well its the line...

or they ask the past person if its the line for XYZ when they know damn well...


sometimes i say "no, i just like standing in random lines for no damn reason."