Everyone all surprised: oh shit rapper x is short!
but on stage and on record, they tower
I mean Dupri a legit little person yet he smashed Janet
meanwhile all of us normal to tall dudes gotta put in work daily

back in my south beach party days
I ran into Guru and he had a dime who had to be 6 ft
I'm 5'9 and I was looking down at him and up at her
same thing with Ja Rule
there was some conference at the fountainebleau
and he came out the elevator into the lobby with Gloria Velez (the bleached bimbo from big pimpin video)
she made him look like a little kid

moral of the story: if you short you better get a record deal