12918005, I'm becoming irrationally fucking upset over a coworker Posted by double negative, Wed Oct-28-15 11:04 AM
day job is in a small co-working office
we get several boxes of snacks each month.
I try to watch what I eat and so I'll have a snack a day
this motherfucker gets up every 45 minutes to grab a snack
its easy to see him do it because the office is a small room holding 6 workers
dude eats through every snack delivery. its an amount that should last through the month for all of us but he eats through the shit in a quarter of the time.
hes a needed member and it shows (hes pulling 190k so you know hes needed)
BUUUUUT if I have to hear crunching crispy snack sounds coming from his corner one more week while also missing out on some of the good snacks because I dont eat like a fucking pig.....I am going to slap the bag out of his hand
and to top it all off he keeps saying "i'm on a diet....i'm watching what I eat"
motherfucker, we are watching you eat. there ain't no diet.
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