have you ever left a strip joint and thought to yourself, 'yep, money well spent'?

Poll question: which is the biggest waste of money?

Poll result (26 votes) hand sanitizers (2 votes) Vote strippers (3 votes) Vote bulletproof otterbox phone cases (1 votes) Vote eyelashes on a car (12 votes) Vote a woman, paying for dick (8 votes) Vote

Just tryna understand how you only spend15 min a strip club?

usually it's a monday or tuesday though.

I've only been twice, spent more money than my friends both times and didn't really enjoy it (these dudes tip terribly at bars as well and are crazy stingy with their beers/weed/etc.) so I stopped going with them, but I always hear them talking about the no cover nights as a prime night to see some titties and spend maybe $5.

I'm like, "I don't even like that place and I feel bad for the people that work there when you walk in."

I still vividly remember after a series of really bad '80s butt rock with girls whose only move was to walk up and motorboat you whenever you dropped a dollar, a black girl came on with an actual strip club joint (IMO, I get this is Omaha but c'mon, it's also 2015) and I threw $20 on the stage right away and my boys were like "holy fuck, big money!" I was just like, "she's doing a show I enjoy and it's not a very, like, prestigious thing she's doing dancing on the Spearmint Rhino stage in Omaha, fucking of course I'll show my appreciation."

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"This is the streets, and I am the trap." � Jay Bilas
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>usually it's a monday or tuesday though.
>
>I've only been twice, spent more money than my friends both
>times and didn't really enjoy it (these dudes tip terribly at
>bars as well and are crazy stingy with their beers/weed/etc.)
>so I stopped going with them, but I always hear them talking
>about the no cover nights as a prime night to see some titties
>and spend maybe $5.
>
>I'm like, "I don't even like that place and I feel bad for the
>people that work there when you walk in."
>
>I still vividly remember after a series of really bad '80s
>butt rock with girls whose only move was to walk up and
>motorboat you whenever you dropped a dollar, a black girl came
>on with an actual strip club joint (IMO, I get this is Omaha
>but c'mon, it's also 2015) and I threw $20 on the stage right
>away and my boys were like "holy fuck, big money!" I was just
>like, "she's doing a show I enjoy and it's not a very, like,
>prestigious thing she's doing dancing on the Spearmint Rhino
>stage in Omaha, fucking of course I'll show my appreciation."
>
>~~~~~~~~~
>"This is the streets, and I am the trap." � Jay Bilas
>http://www.popmatters.com/pm/archive/contributor/517
>Hip Hop Handbook: http://tinyurl.com/ll4kzz

yeah nobody's stripping

it's is what it is.

i didn't even realize there was a strip club here after goodfellas (the downtown one closed) but i vaguely remember one around 72nd street.

plus this town is WAAAAY to small for anyone from this town to do be doing that unless they really don't give a fuck.

I ain't mad

Damn shame all them tall blondes have self respect

But yeah I don't see how niggas just make it rain, that's always been silly to me

But the one time I went to king of diamonds , I had to leave early cause they would've had all my money.

Paying for some chick to tease you is some ultimate simp shit to me. And dudes spend their jorn money in those places. I'd rather spend my cash on hookers, to be real.

I cannot rationalize throwing good money at a chick teasing me.



Since 1976

It's such an overhyped fad now. Young dudes at my job talkin' 'bout they walk in with 6, 7 racks and just throw it in the air. Fuck and that.

>I'd
>rather spend my cash on hookers, to be real.

In some clubs it's all one and the same. You don't even have to spend the right anymore. Just sit back, chill, sip your drink, and eventually that one dancer will come by asking what you're doing after the club. Of course most of the time PTP but every now and then you get that one dancer that likes you and just wants you to come by her apartment after her shift.

And I have been to a strip club a grand total of 2 times ever.

Not to mention a strip club is like a ga damn club these days.

It's damn near more regular bitches chillin in their than there are dancers,
so this tease shit yall speak of is hilarious

I dont go that often because I like my money but it aint all seedy like it used to be.

My biggest complaint is the stripper who wont leave you alone after a dance or as soon as you walk in the door.

Ole girl asked if I wanted a dance... I declined, she said "ok, mind if I talk to you for a while"

Wtf...

Genius idea.

Devastatingly sad to think it works, tho.

Out of all the accessories you need why a bulletproof case?

didn't you see the Boondocks episode "It's Goin Down"???

(j/k don't get killed outchea thinking your phone stops bullets and shit)
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

Are we supposed to be superheroes or something? Think about it: you won't have enough time to take your phone out of your pocket and place it in front of the bullet before it hits you.