This little kerfuffle got me thinking back to when NWA came undone and Ice Cube was doing shit like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkEcNmBPlVg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x23XtXbwDc8

yes, I'm old.

This plus "Another Victory" back-to-back is one of the illest 1-2 punches on any album ever.

Was "Mortal Combat" aimed at someone specifically?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDLvjijvPPE

this is one of the greats

no one can name 3 good dis lines in here ....AT ALL

"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aAbOgdbTbM

I love this song and never, ever knew it was a diss song.

I'm so embarrassed right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bEFJYyu1MM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omv4AQLrzHY

As hot as Jack the Ripper was, Moe Dee ate LL alive with this

https://youtu.be/xBI1ySy4D0o

http://youtu.be/HksJCN5YPSc

That shit was so dope.

Tryna sign Daz, n*gga Daz'll sign you.

I lost it when I heard that line. Not even sure why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_IIj0glpLY

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson


"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

Probably my favorite ever. So many great lines in this track. Just listened to it today actually.

"Chris Tucker ain't around, it's your Friday, it was good
I wasn't salty she was with them boyz n the hood"

I mean...dude.

"And the circle mad/MAAD, ain't got no choice but to fight
ain't none'a y'all mothafuckas got a chance on the mic"

Just wiped out the whole crew easy with one line.

Man I loved this era of Common. Like, 96-99 he was just on another level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjwazEAtQaA

https://youtu.be/Xrz1R15N-fA

still loved DMX though

>https://youtu.be/Xrz1R15N-fA
>
>still loved DMX though

"Trying to sign Daz? Nigga Daz'll sign YOU"

"I just bought me a Cadillac last week, with a new bitch cause my old bitch tweaked"

"I cause brain tumors thinking of a thought to think"

"The game, we master blast and maintain, weed, money, cocaine got us all insane"

This song is so good and so bad at the same time. Classic.

Let my love slide in and never slip out

>"The game, we master blast and maintain, weed, money, cocaine
>got us all insane"

Which is where this line originated. Wow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oamSWF7s-Qk

were some of the funniest shit I've heard in that regard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MV-Nbqx8tg

https://youtu.be/njXt2jLDOVA

Direct and personal...and stuntin on the victims because Cube tried to tell them and they didn't listen so he went on his own and got more famous and WAY more paid.

i mean, there's was NOTHING credible that NWA could come back with.

>Direct and personal...and stuntin on the victims because Cube
>tried to tell them and they didn't listen so he went on his
>own and got more famous and WAY more paid.
>
>i mean, there's was NOTHING credible that NWA could come back
>with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kObkabiv0j8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc2xLjmWVs4

Largely unknown because it was a b-side for the group's second album. and it was about Hammer, who no one cared about anymore. But it's an epic takedown; they took it places that Bay Area cats would appreciate.

and the thing that set it off for me was Dres calling Hammer by his government, LOL

So many lines on this.

"You're about as fly as Piedmont/How you claiming Oakland when you're stroking them from Fremont?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKqOZveUOrg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3sHT0cXnJw

https://youtu.be/ytrbFlqrex0

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson


"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd6E_ZCem4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0UPhZk7mG0

Since he took shots at Eiht on that track too and I fucking love the beat and fucking ADORE the sample in the bridge/"hook".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPGRif8UwU0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVphuKBla3Q

Homegirl didn't stand a chance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uacBbHU_mHk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVWmc6xCScU

Let my love slide in and never slip out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwAFN7WXomk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A3wO1o3lds

This is what MC Lyte was responding to with "Steady Fucking."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GJoJHEFlrE

Nice generic shots at the female MCs, then finished with a diss of BDP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B00v_02I1bM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KwHMo2Mb8U

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KwHMo2Mb8U

Thankfully they were corny anyway, so no one lost sleep.

Let my love slide in and never slip out

Ace bodied that cat.

because i'd rather hear a lil wayne lil zane duet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJaMc6_e5xU
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cscpov.blogspot.com

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"

http://www.complex.com/music/2015/05/the-50-best-hip-hop-diss-songs/company-flow-linda-tripp-1999

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJrQwvEVtMw

"I love Company Flow. I wanna be down!"



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I don't like the beat anymore because its just a loop. ALC didn't FLIP IT ENOUGH!

Flip it enough? Flip these. Flip off. Go flip some f*cking burgers.(c)Kno

Allied State of the National Electric Beat Treaty Organization (NEBTO)

The fact that El-P had audio of Sole basically crying and apologizing puts it in its own category.

"I I I I I Love Company Flow"

Plus so many lines-

"I fee like Selena / The president of my own fan club tried to kill me"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQlCN3CpAu0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-geriZfXj4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iCl5CmpQL0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI4UOTt8t0M

I don't know WHO he was talkin about but #DeyKnow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJM2aEggBA8

Maybe the most underrated diss track ever. Remember when people thought Suge was a good artist-friendly dude?

Not with lil memes posted on IG. Not with round-the-way sneak disses over baby soft drums. Come hard. Come correct. Come DIRECT. And go at the thoak. Leave no doubt who is being dissed and why. Name motherfuckin names. Call 'em out. No mercy. That's a diss track.

>Not with lil memes posted on IG. Not with round-the-way sneak
>disses over baby soft drums. Come hard. Come correct. Come
>DIRECT. And go at the thoak. Leave no doubt who is being
>dissed and why. Name motherfuckin names. Call 'em out. No
>mercy. That's a diss track.


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I don't like the beat anymore because its just a loop. ALC didn't FLIP IT ENOUGH!

Flip it enough? Flip these. Flip off. Go flip some f*cking burgers.(c)Kno

Allied State of the National Electric Beat Treaty Organization (NEBTO)

>Not with lil memes posted on IG. Not with round-the-way sneak
>disses over baby soft drums. Come hard. Come correct. Come
>DIRECT. And go at the thoak. Leave no doubt who is being
>dissed and why. Name motherfuckin names. Call 'em out. No
>mercy. That's a diss track.

Clear, concise, and to the point

Merciless!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKYJVEjJpE

nothing comes close though

I was hoping I might find something in this post to change my mind about that

I remember being in our dorm listening to this for the first time when it dropped like DAAAAAAAMN.

Shit was just another level of diss track

Dude said he'd battle him on his own sitcom...and just went to ANOTHER LEVEL after that.

That's the ultimate joint to me

Kick you in the groin, stick you for your Vanguard award,
In front of your mom, your 1st, 2nd and 3rd born,
Make your wife get on the horn, call Minister Farrakhan,
So he could persuade me to squash it, I say naw he started it,
He forgot what a hardcore artist is


The disgust in his voice haha!

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I don't like the beat anymore because its just a loop. ALC didn't FLIP IT ENOUGH!

Flip it enough? Flip these. Flip off. Go flip some f*cking burgers.(c)Kno

Allied State of the National Electric Beat Treaty Organization (NEBTO)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kHZ5I1LLBY

open toed sandals wit jeans...

Can't forget that one.

So many things to love about it, the beat/sample, the bassline, the maniacal laughter in the first chorus, the video...but if nothing else, Snoop's intro. "Bow wow wow..."

Real subtle diss track, mainly because you can't tell what they are saying

Love that beat so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX4Sp8ZS2j4

If I had more time to waste, I'd try to dig up some Lesson archives because I swear you could count on one hand the Lessoners who liked Ev and Dilated during this time.
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http://i.imgur.com/81XSukd.jpg <-- Happy trails

Nice one.

Babu is dope as fuck. I laughed again this time around hearing the:

"hi!"
"bitch shut the fuck up!!"

scratches.

Gold.

I though it was OK. And I love Dilated. It does have it's moments though.

Ev was so mad he had to edit his verses, LMAO

This just opened up a whole portal in my brain of shit I forgot existed lol

>This just opened up a whole portal in my brain of shit I
>forgot existed lol

Ahahahaha pretty much my exact same reaction.

I hadn't even had my first birthday yet when it came out..... But if that very track dropped today mofos (including yall) would probably be calling it wack. I didn't think it was wack per se, but I don't really get how some of you are championing that as the GOAT. Idk. Perhaps I can't appreciate it because I wasn't into hip hop around that time.

Anyway I'm going to go with Hit em up.

you likely heard a heavily edited version of the song. Unless you meant satellite radio.

Perhaps I can't appreciate it because I
>wasn't into hip hop around that time.

you said it.

Pac barely said anything/his verse was like 26 seconds. The Outlawz are terrible. At this point I hate the beat and as soon as it comes on anywhere I try and change it.

May be a personal thing but I just never understood the hype around it.

and his shit talking at the end
and just Pac's passion when he spits

but you're right that it suffers from the Outlawz verses which are just boring and forgettable.

i think it's a bit overrated, but seeing people champion that neck rolling passive-aggressive sing-along drake diss in that other post ("ooh he went IN!") makes me long for Hit 'em Up

>it gets by on "I fucked your wife"
>and his shit talking at the end
>and just Pac's passion when he spits
>
>but you're right that it suffers from the Outlawz verses which
>are just boring and forgettable.
>
>i think it's a bit overrated, but seeing people champion that
>neck rolling passive-aggressive sing-along drake diss in that
>other post ("ooh he went IN!") makes me long for Hit 'em Up

Especially the end. Naturally it looks amazing next to what passes for "battle rap" now but ... still, in the pantheon of the great 80s 90s and early 00s diss tracks, Hit Em Up is near bottom for me. Seriously.

But yea - like you said, he gets by on his passion for this track. And honestly I think that's how his *career* gets by, other than the martyr thing. I mean I love Pac, I really do. But lyrically he's nowhere near where people used to place him for the years immediately proceeding his death.

and i realized i confused 'Hit Em Up' with 'Toss It Up'.

"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,

Not the best but underrated.


http://youtu.be/Jb64Pjvpa8Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukKntPJcJc

Max B - Lip Sync

Max B - Bigga Make Me Cum

http://youtu.be/8RXAuSJA6N0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBENy7whpIM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5MogMGLWAA

at whom tho?

"Like that punk they call McGirt/Got his feelings hurt/Showed his true colors, had to yank up his skirt."

They been tight since day one. Dirty wasn't going by That name yet either.

>They been tight since day one. Dirty wasn't going by That
>name yet either.

they were dissing them. There might have been some tension, Dirty wasn't respectful of anyone or anything outside of the Clan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgVC-CG5jSA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmwVqGTQRG0

and was like fuck all this sexy shit R&B niggas, go sit down.

Dr. Dre...you a bitch.

Cube was so hyped up.

"Ya done ran 100 miles, but ya still got 1 to go"

So good.

And I can agree with those who criticize the quality of his targets, but he had a battle mentality for obvious reasons, and was probably better at the art of dissing people than anyone lyrically. He did what Nas did with Ether every time out and really drove into the person's soul. Took any possible negative about that person's career and ripped it apart. I do wish he had gone after at least *one* worthy opponent, but he always had a thing about saying anything negative about legends, which would pretty much cut out any of his contemporaries on the mic. But anyway:


Nail in the Coffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc_hziEFBfs

"Vanilla Ice, spill the beans and rice
I'm eatin' you alive inside, Jesus Christ
if you're that much of a gangsta, put the mic down!
you should be out killin' mothafuckas right now!"

"You're a fuckin' joke
if you was really sellin' coke,
well then what the fuck you stop for, dummy?
if you slew some crack, you'd make a lot more money
than you do from rap"

Then that ending...ruthless.

"here, lemme slow it down for you, so that you can understand if I say it slower:
Let it go dogg, it's over"

The Sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_cQ_IZxDHY

"No more Source for street cred, them days is dead
Ray's got AKs to Dave Mays' head
every issue there's an eight page Made Men's spread
would somebody PLEASE tell whoever braids his head..."

That "braids" line always cracked me up.

"No wonder you're sore now
lord, or you're bored now
I'm pushin' 30, you're kickin' 40's door down"

Then literally the entirety of the last part from "But you know that you'll always see me, on your TV..." is just fucking insanity. My god does he rip that up.

I Remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS1WUXXp6GY

Man he even got at Mariah and Nick Cannon hilariously on that The Warning track he did in like 2009 or whenever it was.

Like I said, say what you will about his choice of targets but for my money no one made me laugh more than this dude on diss tracks.

em pretty much doesn't miss on diss tracks, he has a bunch of good ones. The everlast one and the canibus one are great too.



http://youtu.be/DdUTexKy5gg

Just one long, incredibly written murder fest. Like I said, that last like 30-45 seconds or so .... jesus christ.

Though I thought it was corny how he'd diss boy bands or moby, just to do it.

But he rarely hesitated to just annihilate anyone who dissed him. I wish his main albums were even half as good as the stuff he did off of them. Some of it's amazing.

>Though I thought it was corny how he'd diss boy bands or
>moby, just to do it.
>
>But he rarely hesitated to just annihilate anyone who dissed
>him. I wish his main albums were even half as good as the
>stuff he did off of them. Some of it's amazing.

I actually meant to say that while I understand people criticizing him because of his targets, he really only attacked people who came at him first. Just so happened they were shitshows like Benzino and Everlast. Haha.

But yea - the pop figures he went after, those were mostly uncalled for. Though Moby came at Em first I think, in an interview, so it's similar to Benzino/Everlast. Just disrespect. Plus it birthed the "nobody listens to techno" line which still cracks me up to this day even if it turned out to be incorrect years later.

>Plus it birthed the "nobody listens to techno"
>line which still cracks me up to this day even if it turned
>out to be incorrect years later.

Hilarious line, even though Em was championing rap-rock lol

Go To Sleep was my jam... fucking reckless.

That Hail Mary cover was something too...

You ain't no killer, you a pussy
That Ecstasy done got you all emotional and mushy
Bitches wearing rags in photos, Ja's words being quoted
In The Source, stealing Pac's shit like he just wrote it
You loud mouths pray to god hoping no one's listening
See 50 coming for me, Oh my god ma, my position
No one will pay attention to me
Please Gotti, here I go, give me this pill
Ecstasy done got me feeling so invincible
Now all of a sudden I'm a fucking madman who screams
Like I'm Pac but I'm not, enemies, Hennessey
Acting like I'm great, but I'm fake, I'm crazy
Sweat drip, get me off this trip, someone stop this train
Some say my brain is all corrupted, fucked from this shit
I'm stuck, I'm addicted to these drugs, I'mma quit
Saying motherfuckers names before somebody fucks me up
Ain't no pussies over here, partner, see you in hell, fucker

Then 50 comes in with guns BLAZING:

Lil' nigga named Ja think he live like me
Talking 'bout he left the hospital, took 9 like me
You live in fantasies nigga, I reject your deposit
When your lil' sweet ass gon' come out of the closet?
Now he wondering why DMX blowed him out
Next time grown folks talking bitch, close your mouth
Peep me, I take this war shit deeply
Done seen too many real niggas ball to let these bitch niggas beat me
Black, you's a motherfucking punk and you can see me with gloves
Quit scaring them fucking kids with your ugly ass mug
And you can tell them niggas you roll with whatever you want
But you and I know what's going on
Nigga payback, Tah, I know your bitch ass from way back
Witnessed me strapped with Macs, you know I don’t play that
All these old rappers trying to advance
It's all over now, take it like a man
Irv looking like Larry Holmes, flabby and sick
Trying to playa hate on my shit, man eat a fat dick
Loving this shit that's how you made me
Feeling like I got you niggas crazy
Against all odds, hoping my thug motherfuckers know
This be the realest shit I ever wrote
Against all odds, up in the studio getting blow
To the truest shit I ever spoke
21 gun salute

You think it's gotta be done, but then BUSTA goes fucking dumb:

I've been one of the most humble, rep the streets to the core
Hey JEFFREY, what the fuck you come involving me for
It's been a long time coming, like a bless and a check
You see 106 and Park fans don't even fucking respect you
It's kinda funny, wannabe Pac, wanna fake like you thug
Running around talking shit that he ain't capable of
Now let me off this cocksucker whilst we handle you, nigga
If I recall, Violator use to manage you, nigga
Then took a closer look and realized you was an impostor
There's never been a Violator on a Murda Inc roster
Dumb ass, now who's shooting?
Ah made you look
You said Bus singing the same old hook, you stupid
If y'all shooting
I take a look at your man, the bitch shot himself in front of Def Jam
CHEDDAR BOB ASS N***A start adjusting your plan
You let the streets down n***a, 'pologize to your fans
Watch you pull a little stunt like we ain't know what it was
Little faggot desperate trying to re-establish a buzz
I know the shit is driving you crazy, you wondering how
The streets ain't never want you BEATRICE, what you gonna do now
Now if you wanna beef with me, then I'm beefing with you
I think about the game and what it's like and what would it be without you
I'm finished, I ain't trying to repeat this
Just cause I'm cool, you shouldn't take my kindness for weakness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YKQbzclIV0

them muthafuckin sirens tho

Some good ones on here but its a complex list, should've known what #1 would be

http://www.complex.com/music/2015/05/the-50-best-hip-hop-diss-songs/

https://youtu.be/QNls2p6v6ic

https://youtu.be/ujhlyr7m6Zk

https://youtu.be/CNUjI-dBncM

https://youtu.be/ulSHW2xTUEs

https://youtu.be/DThKSgTHryM

For the record

Didn't know Mystikal was actually a cheerleader till today

https://youtu.be/P5qkmqujxwg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzeM2J3Emk

The lines and how furious he was is still (unintentional) comedic gold.

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I don't like the beat anymore because its just a loop. ALC didn't FLIP IT ENOUGH!

Flip it enough? Flip these. Flip off. Go flip some f*cking burgers.(c)Kno

Allied State of the National Electric Beat Treaty Organization (NEBTO)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-lHMp_LGLg

Beenie Man ah DEAD!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POlcrU-V2y8

Beenie dead again!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZcqEvHW8oU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ghCgKyjmI

Merciless diss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhOxWVuXgAE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FBzLmX75T8

Capleton Diss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIkgO3v0iK8

Sizzla Diss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I24tkybHZUY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXr1Am-q1FM

Khago/Natural Black diss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Q7KEpebBU

Snoop Dogg diss

https://youtu.be/E503PPF29bk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDwOFThiNnA

he calls out the Ohio Players, Barry White, Bootsy Collins (who'd just left his band a few yrs prior and was then w/P-Funk), and KC & the Sunshine Band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXiBCcJSxkU

George calls out Rufus, Sly Stone and James Brown.

Prince uses his Morris Day voice to get at James Brown.

this was recorded in the wake of that infamous James Brown concert where Prince and MJ appeared on stage w/JB and MJ showed up Prince...and Prince embarrassed himself by knocking over a set piece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8u7nuidIKc

found the video...I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHaFj7gOWh4

Mike clowned that shit. Prince was up there on some Marty McFly shit w/ the guitar.

Better video of just the Michael portion toward the end...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx4S8Fsw60k

"Long-tall, snaggle-gold-toothed" was about Bootsy right?

and the Fat, Michelin Man stuff was about JB?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uidJejVfQwI

i dunno if the song is a diss too but the video is clear.

because, they were high out of their minds. And also, they were mad at Prince for skipping out on We are the world.

And maybe 'Disrespect' is about that incident but the song lyrics don't make it plain. But the video is definitely a Prince diss.

n/m

http://youtu.be/z63cQKWlDgQ

http://youtu.be/LJs5Afpf4iI

Back in Summer of '95, when the song dropped, I was working at a Blockbuster in Oakland. One of my main homies who also worked there was this serious g-shit from LA, and he kept on insisting that the song was wack. So every time I'd see during a shift, I'd say, "For your nation... Yeah.... For your nation... Yeah..." And he'd get pissed and say, "Fuck that. That shit sucks."

Then I went back to school, and the L.A. born and raised co-host for my radio show would try to pop the same shit and big up "West Coast Slaughterhouse." Nope.

When some guy we knew from Atlanta brought it up in a conversation how Common Sense destroyed Cube on this track. I remember the lines on the WSC album but never knew the backstory. I still don't think I actually heard it until 99 or so

It's a great diss track, but it's weird to me when people to credit it with having any kind of real effect on Cube's career I'm sure it stung, but it was pretty off the radar for most people I knew.

They NEVER, never ever ever EVER ever (c) Smokey, played it on L.A. radio, not once. But as said above by Mr Hood, the radio was trying to prop up Westside Slaughterhouse. And I remember Cube on the Westside Connection album remix of "Hoo-bangin" saying "I'm bombin, on Common Sense! Chicago is mine, nigga hit the fence!" and I thought that was hard bc he sounded hype saying it.

But yeah. When I heard it, it was too late to really make impact on me regarding Cube, but I can see it being vicious, especially for a rapper such as Common. I know he said he feared for his life after making it.

Contrast with something like "Fuck Compton" that everyone managed to hear even without radio play.

I think it was only available on some Realtivity Records sampler.

First time I heard the original version was on a Kosmic Kevin mixtape when I was out in Philly.

I was a little surprised the largely hood dude I worked with had heard it but it sure pissed him off.

n/m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1KtCdQSL6A

Ok, it's not the best ever, but it's often overlooked because any sane man would want to side with Neil anyway.

Well I heard mister Young sing about her
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu-1y_8m97Y

they got at vanilla ice and luke


"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,

"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,

"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,

"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,