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I fell asleep at the wheel driving home from work the other night and hit the shredded tire off of a semi-truck. Scared the fuck out of me (obviously) but once I pulled over, realized I didn't hit anybody or another car, and that I had all of working limbs...I gave da good lawd a thumbs up.

That's all I got really. I'm just thankful and happy the only thing I tore up was my fog light and fender. Now...who wanna loan $500 for this deductible?