I have so much work to do and I don't feel like touching ANY of it!

talk to me about some stuff...any stuff

marriage equality?
obamacare?
bad ass kids?
summer plans?
wedding crashing?
break-ups?
make-ups?
anything!!!!


If I type here, I may actually do a little work!

how's life??

I've been kid free allllllll week, unfortunately I wasn't able to capitalize on my adult alone time.

they're getting older and busier all the time.. life is pretty good though.

to a bad wedding. I can tell you a wedding I went to that had the ugliest colors. they were like lime green and some god awful shade of pink....the bride was an AKA. It was terrible!


tell me the BEST wedding you've gone to--aside from your own, if you're married.

I went to a Naija/cowboy wedding recently.
Had folks out there in cowboy boots dancing to Nigerian music, Nigerians in the full garb two stepping to Garth Brooks.

Had some jollof rice next to my chicken fried steak lol. It was awesome

>marriage equality?
I honestly never thought it would happened, but I am glad it did.

>obamacare?
I will be glad when people stop calling it that. It is the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act

>bad ass kids?
keep 'em away!

>summer plans?
work, work work, and more work

>wedding crashing?
I wanna get invited to a gay wedding

>break-ups?
Glad to be (broken-up)!

>make-ups?
I've been wearing lipstick everyday now

>>marriage equality?
>I honestly never thought it would happened, but I am glad it
>did.
me either! I'm super hyped for love!


>>>wedding crashing?
>I wanna get invited to a gay wedding
I really want to plan my uncles' wedding. I mean they are already married, but the fam wasn't at that wedding...so I want to plan an awesome wedding for all of their family and friends!


>>break-ups?
>Glad to be (broken-up)!
Woot woot!!

>>make-ups?
>I've been wearing lipstick everyday now
I chuckled...I meant making up with former beauxs lol...but I also have been wearing a splash of color on my lips all month!

>marriage equality?

Conservatives are going to make the gays pay for this with increased discrimination. I hope I'm wrong but this feels like revenge is coming at some point. I'm cool with this decision but my church came out immediately with a press release denouncing the decision and affirming the official stance.

>obamacare?

Great for you and I but conservatives are mad.

>bad ass kids?

Parent them little shits.

>summer plans?

Relocate, meet new people and enjoy life. Seriously, I need to move.

>wedding crashing?

Ionno about wedding crashing but I'm quick to crash a bachelors party. Come through a party acting like we homies just so I can partake of the environment.

>break-ups?

I know a few people going through them but these things happen. Watching my friend that left the church slowly go back to that worldly life is making me envious. Dude going to pride parades having the time of his life, going to Starbucks sipping pumpkin spice lattes in shit.


>anything!!!!

This entire week is an attack on old school America. We (everyone that's not white) proved Planned Parenthood was ineffective in their attempts to stop multiracial births. We had enough sex for so long that we effected the electorate which means more multiracial children and allows for another multiracial President to take office in the future hopefully.

The effect of all of this could be a retreat inwards for these hopefully fringe groups that want to bring down new America. Status quo couldn't remain the same so it feels good seeing them twist and turn as they fight to maintain relevance in an increasingly intolerant cultural climate antithetical to their ideas.

TL;DR WE COMING FOR ALL YOUR CULTURAL NORMS. We need to change this idea of universal white beauty next. I'm sick of the blonde woman as ideal anyway. 'Merica gotta fix this ASAP. We need for charcoal black men in prominent roles as well. <--Yes, I'm biased for obvious reason.

>>marriage equality?
>
>Conservatives are going to make the gays pay for this with
>increased discrimination. I hope I'm wrong but this feels like
>revenge is coming at some point. I'm cool with this decision
>but my church came out immediately with a press release
>denouncing the decision and affirming the official stance.
What is your denomination? I go to a UCC(united church of Christ) we're inclusive, as are the Methodist


>>obamacare?
>
>Great for you and I but conservatives are mad.
as I stated before I just wish the states would opt in to Medicaid expansion, then it would be a real victory!


>>summer plans?
>
>Relocate, meet new people and enjoy life. Seriously, I need to
>move.
where you wanna go? any prospects?



>>wedding crashing?
>
>Ionno about wedding crashing but I'm quick to crash a
>bachelors party. Come through a party acting like we homies
>just so I can partake of the environment.
I've been to one Bachelor party in my life...the groom was a friend turned friend w/benefits...I still feel a little guilty about the debauchery that went on that night. Bachelorette parties are wild!
but I prefer lady strippers...they be doing magical stuff with them cheeks.



>>anything!!!!
>
>This entire week is an attack on old school America. We
>(everyone that's not white) proved Planned Parenthood was
>ineffective in their attempts to stop multiracial births. We
>had enough sex for so long that we effected the electorate
>which means more multiracial children and allows for another
>multiracial President to take office in the future hopefully.
>
>The effect of all of this could be a retreat inwards for these
>hopefully fringe groups that want to bring down new America.
>Status quo couldn't remain the same so it feels good seeing
>them twist and turn as they fight to maintain relevance in an
>increasingly intolerant cultural climate antithetical to their
>ideas.
>
>TL;DR WE COMING FOR ALL YOUR CULTURAL NORMS. We need to change
>this idea of universal white beauty next. I'm sick of the
>blonde woman as ideal anyway. 'Merica gotta fix this ASAP. We
>need for charcoal black men in prominent roles as well.
><--Yes, I'm biased for obvious reason.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!

>>>marriage equality?
>>
>>Conservatives are going to make the gays pay for this with
>>increased discrimination. I hope I'm wrong but this feels
>like
>>revenge is coming at some point. I'm cool with this decision
>>but my church came out immediately with a press release
>>denouncing the decision and affirming the official stance.
>What is your denomination? I go to a UCC(united church of
>Christ) we're inclusive, as are the Methodist

LDS/Mormon. It's not as bad but painstakingly monotonous as you think it is. I've gotten into "situations" with quite a few people over not adhering to the neo conservative diversity bankrupt foundations of their respective upbringing.

>
>
>>>obamacare?
>>
>>Great for you and I but conservatives are mad.
>as I stated before I just wish the states would opt in to
>Medicaid expansion, then it would be a real victory!

My state said screw the Medicaid expansion out of spite for Obamacare's victory.

>
>
>>>summer plans?
>>
>>Relocate, meet new people and enjoy life. Seriously, I need
>to
>>move.
>where you wanna go? any prospects?

Yup, I've got a shot in Salt Lake City next week. SLC is heavily church influenced but the worldly side is magical from what I hear. Portland's calling my name but that cost of living is New York status. Montana is cool but I'm unsure how they treat black people.

>
>
>
>>>wedding crashing?
>>
>>Ionno about wedding crashing but I'm quick to crash a
>>bachelors party. Come through a party acting like we homies
>>just so I can partake of the environment.
>I've been to one Bachelor party in my life...the groom was a
>friend turned friend w/benefits...I still feel a little guilty
>about the debauchery that went on that night. Bachelorette
>parties are wild!
>but I prefer lady strippers...they be doing magical stuff with
>them cheeks.

It's like they take classes and practice. All their techniques are on the internet now. DO NOT take that in any way as thirst but literally they teach classes at gyms now like it's yoga

for next week's confession Wednesday, but I spend hours(sometimes) watching twerk tutorials lol

gave no fux

ever had a one nighter or some throw away sex?

yes I've had one-nighters...all but 3 were great!

have you had any one-nighters that you wished turned into long-timers?