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Topic subjectMan defends wife from a home invasion with a Katana. Like a boss.
Topic URLhttp://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=4&topic_id=12779134
12779134, Man defends wife from a home invasion with a Katana. Like a boss.
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 08:14 AM
Katana sales are about to go through the roof.

***********

http://warningextremelygraphickatanaatack.secretsofthefed.com/warning-extremely-graphic-man-defends-wife-from-home-invaders-with-a-katana/

An elderly man and his wife were resting at home around 3:30pm in Cordoba Province Argentina. (Siesta time.) Several men broke into their home through a window, where they violently beat them.  The situation escalated quickly to the point where the home invaders began to separate the husband and wife – they were taking her to a different room.

The husband began to panic and he reached for a decorative Japanese katana sword that was hanging on their wall, and started slashing the robbers in self defense. The horrified and bleeding robbers fled to a car where an accomplice was waiting and they sped away.  Shortly thereafter the getaway driver lost control of the vehicle and crashed into a pole on the side of the road.  Finally  when the police showed up, they discovered the crashed car and followed the trail of  blood to where the home invaders were hiding and eventually arrested them.

A fourth person was arrested when they showed up at a hospital for treatment for cuts to the forearms, and that a woman was also arrested (perhaps as an accomplice).

The Homeowners have been married and living together for over 40 years.
12779153, beware of fake news.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 08:25 AM
12779168, and broken links
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-13-15 08:38 AM
12779180, I cut and paste the link. Shit is real
Posted by T Reynolds, Mon Apr-13-15 08:49 AM
12779184, YOOO!!! That shit really real son!!
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-13-15 08:54 AM
Those swords are no fucking joke.

He fixed the link and I kinda sorta wished he didn't.

That rehab is gonna be sooooo painful.



12779188, When I saw homie's ear hangin off I ALMOST felt bad
Posted by T Reynolds, Mon Apr-13-15 08:58 AM
until I realized what made the dude reach for the katana was his wife being taken to a separate room smh

12779191, oh shit. you saw the photos and had a reaction?
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 08:59 AM
12779193, ogrish.com OG homie
Posted by T Reynolds, Mon Apr-13-15 09:01 AM
12779197, ok for real. the story is fake. quit playing around.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 09:03 AM
12779200, but them slices real though
Posted by T Reynolds, Mon Apr-13-15 09:05 AM
12779304, i just saw way more than i ever wanted to see.
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Apr-13-15 10:34 AM
i closed the page after i saw the ear pic.
12779190, http://www.secretsofthefed.com/ oh im sorry. it's satire.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 08:58 AM
12779195, Sometimes you gotta cut up to protect your cut up.
Posted by Fishgrease, Mon Apr-13-15 09:02 AM
12779201, wtf is happening in this post?
Posted by MiracleRic, Mon Apr-13-15 09:10 AM
12779207, the proliferation of 'fake' news by 'real' people.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 09:26 AM
12779227, and the legend of DZ vs CT continues...
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-13-15 09:43 AM
12779240, supposedly the story is a fake
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 09:54 AM
DZ is super excited about it
12779251, *cartwheels out of the post*
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 10:00 AM
good morning.
12779641, Good morning uncle grandpa
Posted by Atillah Moor, Mon Apr-13-15 01:25 PM
12779209, You forgot to login to your Ezzsential acct
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Mon Apr-13-15 09:30 AM
12779226, ahaha
Posted by ALmighty44, Mon Apr-13-15 09:42 AM
You people don't let nothin' go!
12779228, HOLY SHIT!! LOL
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-13-15 09:44 AM
12779236, bet you were giddy as fuck typing that too
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 09:50 AM
Like, you imagined that line in a thought bubble above your head, your eyes got real big and you bounced in your chair as you typed.
12779261, I bet you really think that
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Mon Apr-13-15 10:04 AM
>Like, you imagined that line in a thought bubble above your
>head, your eyes got real big and you bounced in your chair as
>you typed.
12779269, I bet you really think I'm Ezzential
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 10:06 AM
You being super excited at that zinger is infinitely more likely
12779275, I was making a joke but you seem extra-mad about it. No excitement -
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Mon Apr-13-15 10:11 AM
but your reaction is making you out to look guilty.
Hi Ezz!
























12779286, uh...no. You made a joke. I joked back. You joked again. I joked back.
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 10:20 AM
Lol@this"mad" bullshit people run to so quickly.
12779256, lol
Posted by queenie, Mon Apr-13-15 10:02 AM

It's plenty of money to be made
from Candler Road to Bankhead
It's plenty of room to get paid
for those that ain't scared
12779263, shit
Posted by MiracleRic, Mon Apr-13-15 10:04 AM
12779278, http://s9.postimg.org/infe4pr8v/lol.jpg
Posted by Huey, Mon Apr-13-15 10:15 AM
http://s9.postimg.org/infe4pr8v/lol.jpg
12779300, damn.
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Apr-13-15 10:33 AM
LOL
12779324, WOW!
Posted by Case_One, Mon Apr-13-15 10:44 AM

.
.
.
"And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful." ~ 2 Tim 2:4
12779376, RE: You forgot to login to your Ezzsential acct
Posted by b00g13man, Mon Apr-13-15 11:08 AM
Looooool
12779413, damn lol
Posted by mikediggz, Mon Apr-13-15 11:24 AM
12779451, Tears
Posted by Amritsar, Mon Apr-13-15 11:56 AM
12779220, why is there a subdomain dedicated to a single article?
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 09:39 AM
12779230, I dunno, Mr investigator, you tell me.
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 09:46 AM
You're way too bothered by this
12779237, Sword ratchetness - TBGWT
Posted by double negative, Mon Apr-13-15 09:51 AM
12779308, I'm thinking this post didn't go as planned. C-
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-13-15 10:36 AM
12779311, the following stories are real:
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Apr-13-15 10:37 AM
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2013/05/20/norcal-man-uses-samurai-sword-to-kill-home-invasion-robber/

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/32855934/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/cops-student-uses-sword-kill-intruder/#.VSvicJNmqeg

http://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/dad-uses-sword-defend-family-during-home-invasion

...i assume.
12779347, ^^ btw, looking at the way these stories are reported vs the linked
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Apr-13-15 10:54 AM
reporting proves true what someone said the other day about a difference in news coverage between the USA and much of the rest of the world. our news coverage is MUCH LESS graphic when it comes to photos and video. MUCH LESS.

12779320, wow, his hands were doing the peace sign with that cut.
Posted by earthseed, Mon Apr-13-15 10:42 AM
ouch
12779375, Meanwhile, this shit really happened
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 11:06 AM


http://m.excelsior.com.mx/global/2015/04/10/1018105

This shit happened in Argentina a few days ago and will gain traction in the coming weeks.

In the meantime, happy hating :)

12779382, i appreciate your dedication.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 11:11 AM
12779387, I'll appreciate your apology and admission that you were wrong
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 11:13 AM
>
12779396, youtube apology
Posted by MiracleRic, Mon Apr-13-15 11:19 AM
12779402, LOL this dude doesn't need his third vlog about me
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 11:21 AM
He kicked his obsession/habit. Let's hope he stays clean.
12779407, he really apologies on video? cmon yall...
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-13-15 11:22 AM
12779419, nah, he used to whine/diss/complain about me on youtube
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 11:26 AM
12779437, c'mon man. don't forget the peace treaty. you've been doing so well.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 11:42 AM
12779439, Uh...no. You were the one following me around and I was the one who squashed it
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 11:48 AM
These are documented facts

I "did so well" by ignoring your existence like I did prior to squashing our one sided "beef", which consisted of you stalking me from post to post.

So, no, you did well by kicking your creepy as habit of stalking me. Looks like you're fiending for a hit right now though.
12779442, here we go again.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 11:51 AM
i followed you around?

you're taking full credit for squashing this?

'being followed around' is the first sign of having a paranoid personality disorder.

...

and of course you threw in the towel.

why wouldn't i have given you mercy?


12779494, Yes. Yes you did. It's not even a discussion.
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 12:26 PM
>i followed you around?

Yes. Absolutely. From post to post. You're delusional if you can't admit ghis.

>you're taking full credit for squashing this?

100%.

>'being followed around' is the first sign of having a paranoid
>personality disorder.

.....right. because documented proof of you following me from post to post with the sole purpose of antagonizing me is "paranoia". Your apparent inability to separate the contextual difference between interactions here and in the real world is a much more realistic issue.

>and of course you threw in the towel
>why wouldn't i have given you mercy?

Lol, thanks for proving how deranged you are...and proving that you're the aggressor. Your own pride won't even allow you to keep your own story straight.
12779504, im so proud of you. by now, you would've cursed my life or put a hex
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 12:30 PM
on my parents, even.

keep up the good work.
12779539, Don't get it twisted. I'd still like to see you dead of alcohol poisoning
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 12:44 PM
12779559, if i die of homicide, will someone PLEASE add this piece of shit to the
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 12:53 PM
list of suspects?
12779617, LOL now whose paranoid?
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 01:16 PM
Don't flatter yourself, princess. I dislike you but nowhere near enough to destroy my livelihood and ruin the lives of my wife and kids by killing a worthless pile of shit with nothing to live for aside from trolling strangers on the internet who is already destined to drink himself to death anyways.

12779632, oh, i know that you only type scathing remarks to strangers
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 01:22 PM
on the internet.

and that you never really intend to physically harm me.

BUT,

if my death is a homicide - i want you to at least be officially questioned about all this nonsense you've been typing.

being interrogated about my murder would be the start of my 'spectacular posthumous troll tour.'

first of it's kind.

damn, i'd enjoy that.
12779644, says the guy who once said he'd fight me
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 01:28 PM
I've only said I'd like to see you off yourself. I've never threatened you. I just think it would be great for you to find an end to the misery that drives you to be such a worthless troll.

Plus I don't think your life is worth all that much, so it's no real loss when you finally drink yourself into that long sleep.
12779656, may i show you something?
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 01:39 PM
here's me typing 'i fight you' to a very close friend of mine:

http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=4&topic_id=12406810&mode=full#12407327

he and i are birthday brothers.
he's actually my little birthday brother.
we are real life friends. like, not only online.

i type 'i fight you' from a place of fondness and playfulness.

get it?

what else have i done that's been keeping you up at night?
12779662, lol that's not what I was referring to
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 01:41 PM
At any rate I. Do. Not. Care. About. You.

I dislike you. I could care less what happens to you. I would simply like you to leave me alone.

Why is that such a challenge for you?
12779695, bc u make it so fun for him not to #victimBlaming
Posted by MiracleRic, Mon Apr-13-15 01:53 PM
12779697, stop stalking CT
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-13-15 01:54 PM
12779707, Nobody is talking to you, groupie. I despise DZ more, yet respect you
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 02:02 PM
Less

Now run along and stop jumping up and down trying to fit in
12779711, stop being a bitch like i give a shit about who u respect
Posted by MiracleRic, Mon Apr-13-15 02:04 PM
respect these nuts pussy

*edits to fit in*
12779722, lol, my that was meant for legs. looks like you're much easier to wind up
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 02:10 PM
At any rate, look how aggressive you got with very little provocation.
12779728, lol
Posted by MiracleRic, Mon Apr-13-15 02:15 PM
that's standard comebacks to someone who i think is letting dumb shit get to them...

i was wondering where the groupie part came from but the rest was pretty harsh...i was legit taken aback

i was trying to tell u to stop giving them the satisfaction yet here i am

carry on
12779699, no shit, we hate each other. and there's no one else foolish enough
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 01:54 PM
to keep this going with me.

nonetheless, im glad you're here.
12779717, And what do you get out of that?
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 02:07 PM
>to keep this going with me.
>
>nonetheless, im glad you're here.
12779720, a boner, duh.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 02:09 PM
12779724, Sadly, that was my assumption.
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 02:10 PM
Disgusting
12779449, you're an editing machine.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 11:54 AM
im not sure how i feel about you inserting aggression after the initial reply.

i'll just file it away with the rest of the whacky shit you do.
12779463, I don't care about how you feel, weirdo
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 12:01 PM
>im not sure how i feel about you inserting aggression after
>the initial reply.
12779503, peace treaty?
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-13-15 12:28 PM
12779508, one day he asked for mercy and i granted it.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 12:31 PM
today, he's on thin ice.
12779533, ......yet you weren't stalking me around the boards.
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 12:42 PM

12779541, stop. just stop.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 12:45 PM
no one is following anyone around.

if anything, we both like swords.

get it?
12779554, Your memory disagrees with facts.
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 12:52 PM
>no one is following anyone around.

>if anything, we both like swords.
>
>get it?

Nope. You would pop into any old post about any old thing just to say something antagonistic.

Perhaps your memory would be better if you weren't such a drunk.
12779575, i think i understand now. you took the attention personally.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 01:01 PM
i antagonized everything. not just you.

no really, every thing and every one.

get it?

yes, you were my favorite - only because you're the easiest to wind-up.

so chill.

show me how cool you can be about it all.
12779602, I'm not cool I'm not cool with it though. You're the problem, not me.
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 01:12 PM
>i antagonized everything. not just you.
>
>no really, every thing and every one.
>
>get it?

I don't give two fucks. I'm not concerned with how you interact with anyone else. It's not going to change my reaction to how you troll ME.

>so chill.
>
>show me how cool you can be about it all.

Lol. Go fuck yourself. Show you how cool I am with your trolling? Lol. Nah. You don't like negative attention, don't seek it.

12779630, how long yall been datin..err, fighting?
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-13-15 01:21 PM
12779639, You've been following me around longer than he has.
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 01:24 PM
You do realize I fully expected you to chime in, right?

That should tell you something. You're like fucking clockwork with your preoccupation with me.
12779651, https://31.media.tumblr.com/cc6516e1e1e05361b0e563078971f5ab/tumblr_inline_n87abiRG4d1st81c4.gif
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-13-15 01:31 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/cc6516e1e1e05361b0e563078971f5ab/tumblr_inline_n87abiRG4d1st81c4.gif
12779654, You should really learn to communicate with words
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 01:35 PM
I don't click links
12779687, well this explains why your OP link was all fucked up
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Apr-13-15 01:49 PM
12779698, uh....no. Clicking a link doesn't have anything to do with copying incorrectly
Posted by Cold Truth, Mon Apr-13-15 01:54 PM
Two different functions :)
12779398, ok. wait right here.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Apr-13-15 11:19 AM
12779453, He straight Wolverined those dudes.
Posted by The Wordsmith, Mon Apr-13-15 11:57 AM
Bet they will think twice before they pull a stunt like that again.




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