I have one that isn't racist but it's still funny.

I'm at Fluid and this girl who looks like Precious asked me to dance right after my boy went to buy a round. I ain't seen this nigga in years and wanted to chop it up before getting up in the mix.

I was like "I would but I'm waiting for my boy to get my drink"

As soon as I said it I was like "ugh..that sounds"

and she ran with that shit on some "oh, you ghey? it's cool.. do you playa"

she got me on that one.