Dragging a wheelie case full of new crockery which made awful china-on-china sounds every time it bumped up and down curbs when crossing roads. So we're crossing Oxford Circus - one of the busiest pedestrian junctions in London - and with a large Chinese family passing us she shouts "I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF ALL THESE FUCKING CHINKS"

Even took me a second to realise she was talking about the sound of smashing plates!