You ever say some shit that came off suspect or racist?

This is some Modern Family type hilarity..

A coworker told me she was in the grocery store in an aisle with a bunch of white people. She says "Look at all these crackers!" while looking at crackers on the shelf..


One time my wife and I stopped to get gas and decided I should drive the next leg. I open the driver door and she had cracker crumbs in the seat. I screamed out "CRACKERS!" and my wife was like "baby, chill out"

I looked up and 2 white people were ice grilling me...

I was like "nah.. the crackers crumbs in the seat" We hopped back in the whip and busted out laughing.

Dragging a wheelie case full of new crockery which made awful china-on-china sounds every time it bumped up and down curbs when crossing roads. So we're crossing Oxford Circus - one of the busiest pedestrian junctions in London - and with a large Chinese family passing us she shouts "I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF ALL THESE FUCKING CHINKS"

Even took me a second to realise she was talking about the sound of smashing plates!

I have one that isn't racist but it's still funny.

I'm at Fluid and this girl who looks like Precious asked me to dance right after my boy went to buy a round. I ain't seen this nigga in years and wanted to chop it up before getting up in the mix.

I was like "I would but I'm waiting for my boy to get my drink"

As soon as I said it I was like "ugh..that sounds"

and she ran with that shit on some "oh, you ghey? it's cool.. do you playa"

she got me on that one.

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my mmsic:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8kRGgLyR4U

I'm white.
she got into knitting for a while.
there were a few days when we thought it was hilarious when id be like, "you're just a clever little knitter, aren't you?"
but we both knew it was a slip of the tongue too close to danger. had to let the joke go.