There's a brother that works on my floor. Nice guy, real pleasant & friendly. We always speak when we see each other.

There's a cute little latina that works somewhere near where he sits. For a quick second, I thought she was throwing game at me. I’m locked up so I never pursued it but she was mad friendly & giggly for a couple of weeks. But then one day, she gave me a serious cold shoulder. No big deal.

So I’m going over to our printer and as I approach, I see him standing there talking to her. Again, no big deal. I have no clue what they’re talking about. So just as I walk past them to the printer, I hear her say (louder than she needed to), “Look, I don’t have time to text you every morning. You need to get a girlfriend!”

I’m sure that my face showed a quick, surprised look but I kept walking, grab my papers and politely walked back to my desk.