One time I walked in on coworkers having sex and sneaked a blackmail pic. Never used it and set it on fire.

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Ran up on coworkers scheming to steal electronics but minded my own business and let it happen.

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I'm in Beijing relaxing struggling with the air quality at the job. Anywhoo, the owner introduces me to her "friend with benefits". This was mad awkward.

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At the same place in Beijing, a friend and I came across some shall we say innovative accounting practices at a firm. Needless to say we shut up about it because that's none of our business.

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This dude I worked with bragged about robbing a gas station. He was partying until the cops came through and arrested him.