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12682429, Bad/Evil Secret Santa Gifts
Posted by veritas, Mon Dec-22-14 01:16 PM
A while back at a part-time job I had in high school the general manager was a relatively open card carrying Democrat, and his name was drawn by a zealously conservative (and possibly mentally unstable) janitor in the Secret Santa.

A lot of people were just scraping by at that gig, so the limit was $5 for your gift.

Yeah, that janitor gave the GM 10 Kennedy half dollars attached to a piece of wood with nails (screws maybe? I don't remember) driven right through the heads.

Somehow he kept his job for years after that. I dunno. I guess he cleaned well enough.