I'm usually grocery shopping after work
And they will say "young man, you're really tall,, i dont mean to bother you but can you reach that loaf of bread for me back there please?"


old espanole had me counsel him on the difference between "No Pulp" and "Grovestyle" oj couple weeks back
hardest part was this shit was all in spanish!
im like damn papi
who the hell told you i speak spanish like that?
furthermore, how the hell do i explain to a person the difference between no pulp and a lotta pulp?

he ended up buying both types to try them out

seemed like a FOB cuban dissident