He also said his wife is doing big things consulting and what not. Cool

Then I got the "what you doing tomorrow night?" phone call... we should hang out.

A fucking MLM pitch

When I asked what it was he said "dawg, you gotta come hear it cause if I try to describe it you prolly won't be interested"

LMAO.. I gave him a "lemme check my schedule"

the NEXT DAY dude is standing at my cubicle. Did I tell you he no longer works here? He was picking up his last check and wanted to check to see if I was coming.

When I said no he gave me a "You don't want to get rich! I never liked you anyway" dap.