She was like "Great for him, good, be what you want to be, a woman. But don't try to be this bombshell model, you're 65 years old.

I interjected, "And you look like you're playing a woman in a burlesque show with your tall, strong-jawed, masculine ass."

"Exactly!"

I am all for her conversion but I will clown throughout because she's putting it out there for profit.