Everyone was so stiff, it felt like a big budget syndicated TV show. The whole connection between Baroness, Duke, and Cobra Commander was lame and the reveal "Call me Commander" was awful.

I get that it was a dumb kid's flick but even still it just wasn't much fun. The good to groan ratio on the one liners was lousy. It was definitely worse than Transformer, less entertaining that Fast and Furious, and arguably is Sommers' worst film.

On the bright side, it didn't take itself as seriously as Terminator: Salvation did.