OH WAIT

And this:
"Both have a thing for pre-pubescent boys and sit at a computer all day playing World of Warcraft until the news shows that someone got killed. "

To me, this one actually works in Bruce's favor, because notice how, despite these questionable lifestyle choices, don't nobody say SHIT to him when he walks up in the JLA Watchtower. Not Martian Manhunter, not Superman, not Green Lantern, not nobody. They just turn a blind eye. Something something Matt Murdock joke.

Now I know you read Bendis' run so you know Matt can't get away with shit without Cap, Luke Cage, Iron Fist or the White fucking Tiger showing up at Matt's crib telling him he's outta line. "Matt, you can't be the Kingpin." "Matt, you shouldn't join The Hand." "Matt, you should really switch to Light Mayonnaise" etc. etc.

I mean if we're going to compare reps then it's even more of a blowout than the steel cage match scenario.