WTF?!?!?!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

Daps to PlanetInfinite for posting this up in GD.
I figured some of the PTPers might be interested.




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Yeah, you fookin' mad.

or can he just not say no to work

i really admire stallone for trying to stay relevant but i think he needs to dig a lil deeper

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good work ethic

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Might not be too shabby with the orginal director returning & the additions of Liotta & Winstone as well.

Hopefully fiddy gets capped early tho

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he's doing what the rock shoulda been doing.

I keep telling these snobs; not every movie needs to be Schindler's List.

There's nothing wrong with a good popcorn flick

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i'd pay to see that.

Statham must crush you.

I've learned after Rocky Balboa and Rambo to not doubt Stallone. I'm looking forward to this inspite of the pg-13 rating

If Stallone is writting/directing, I'm there

But none-the-less, I'll be there

he communicated with the director of the last blade movie only through post-it notes. IN CHARACTER POST-IT NOTES.

will Danny Trejo and Bolo Yeung be involved?

...and offtopic but Bolo is a hard name. Like if you didn't even see dude but heard a cat named Bolo was lookin' for you, you would probably be shook or at least think about gettin' a burner just to be on the safe side.



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>...and offtopic but Bolo is a hard name. Like if you didn't
>even see dude but heard a cat named Bolo was lookin' for you,
>you would probably be shook or at least think about gettin' a
>burner just to be on the safe side.

....that break necks just 'cause he can. His parents musta sensed he was gon' be hard by them namin' him that.




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>...and offtopic but Bolo is a hard name. Like if you didn't
>even see dude but heard a cat named Bolo was lookin' for you,
>you would probably be shook or at least think about gettin' a
>burner just to be on the safe side.
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That's enough to have a man locking himself in his apartment, and still praying that Bolo ain't about to bust the door down, which we all know he could easily do. And even though you got a gun everybody you know is on some "Jesus, don't shoot him, that'll just piss him off..."

totally forgot he was in it. dude was a hoss in that movie lol

at least as an extra. I'm currently more interested in this than Inglorious Basterds

Couldn't agree more.

but he could be background or some shit

according to Variety Mickey Rourke has joined the cast as an 'unscrupulous arms dealer'

you gotta link that up. if it's true than this movie is going to be fucking epic

Apparently he's in talks for Iron Man 2 as well and on board for the American remake of 13 Tzameti


http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117998067.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&query=mickey+rourke

Actor added to cast of Stallone's action film
By MICHAEL FLEMING

Mickey Rourke has joined the ranks of "The Expendables," joining the ensemble of the Sylvester Stallone-directed action adventure for Nu Image/Millennium Films.

Rourke will play an unscrupulous arms dealer who becomes the go-to guy for a group of mercenaries planning to topple a South American dictator.

Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Randy Couture and Dolph Lungdren play the title characters. Forest Whitaker and Ben Kingsley are also circling the project.

The Stallone-scripted film begins shooting in March in Brazil. Avi Lerner, John Tompson and Kevin King Templeton are producing, with Boaz Davidson, Trevor Short and Danny Dimbort exec producers.

In recounting his rise to Oscar contention with "The Wrestler," Rourke has credited Stallone for helping him get back in the business at a low ebb, when Stallone met him at a restaurant and gave him a role in "Get Carter."

Rourke is starring in "13," the Gela Babluani-directed remake of the French thriller "13 Tzameti," which also stars Statham, Ray Winstone, Sam Riley, 50 Cent and Ray Liotta.

he got a studio and executive producers to pony up money for this. I'll be hoping for a proper screener to hit the internets around opening weeked.

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to the black dude in the American Ninja movies, but I just checked imdb.com and he died in 93. I had no idea whatsoever. Says he kicked the bucket due to pancreatic cancer. Damn.

and yeah, i did that without IMDB. i'm real with mine

How did you hear the news at the time. Oddly enough, around his death or soon after he died is when I started to watching those American Ninja movies. I'm going to have to see if I can scoop them on the internets and see if they hold up compared to when I watched them as a pre-teen.

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Well, I guess they didn't need much help, but still... Damn!

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I'm excited, I don't expect this to win any Oscars, but this is the greatest assemblage of film ass-kickers in one project ever!! Little kids will leave the theater with ZZ Top beards from all the testosterone.

I cannot fucking wait for this to come out.

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With Rourke joining it just gets better and better. No other movie could make me more anticipated unless all the baddest bitches in hollywood starred in one porno.

I'd be camping out on some fanboy shit and I REALLY don't want to embarass myself like that.

it's going to be shooting molten hot testosterone facials on every face in the audience for two hours straight.

*packs welding mask*

the lineup is sick. I'm more excited about seeing Dolph getting a shot at a big movie than anything else.

cause it's built for internet hype

I can't fucking wait.

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bad guy explodes showering screen w/ guts
hero 2: i guess he had time to kill.


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imdb shows him on board

I'd argue that this is the LAST thing he should be in

A Sam Jack appearance doesn't make a movie suck. A movie being The Spirit makes it suck.

he's the kiss of death these days
he doesn't suck. his taste for projects (or lack thereof does)

the spirit
snakes on a plane
neil labute's last one
freedomland
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He has fun and you mad

Speaking of her. She's right up there with Meagan Good in that Wie post jack

Let the hate REALLY begin.

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I doubt any one of them could spell "Expendable"

they may be able to do the same with action stars

like literally. but nice try

but english is his second language, no?

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would you be picking up your prescription at the gym, cause that fool is 60 plus, and that's is good ol'fashioned bio-engineering right there...

There's also something he's in that is about to start up in Brazil....

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50 Cent is out! Who is in THE EXPENDABLES? Stallone says...

Hey folks, Harry here... It is Saturday, the second SXSW Saturday of the year - and yes, I'm about to head out to see more movies. It has been a wonderful, yet taxing week of cinema. But throughout this week - there's been the update on the casting of HALE CAESAR. For quite some time, the role belonged to Forest Whitaker, but a push in the schedule made it impossible for the Ghost Dog to continue with the film. Then I received a call, informing me that rapper, 50 CENT aka Curtis Jackson, had stepped into the role. Then Sly sent me an email regarding that casting, that I updated the story with. Well... today, I get woke up with a very enthusiastic call from Stallone, who has recast the role of Hale Caesar for a final (hopefully) time. So... who is Hale Caesar?

First off - he's 6'2 & a half" and BIG. He's a former San Diego Charger. He made his screen debut with Arnold Schwarzeneggar in THE 6TH DAY. And his most recent film will be this summer's Arnie-less TERMINATOR SALVATION. He is TERRY CREWS. Not necessarily a big name, but a big man to take his place among other big men. As I said, Sly seems very enthusiastic about this fella and I look forward to seeing what Terry Crews has in store for us.
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Well Stratham wasn't big then but Arnold, Stallone and Lundren in one movie would've made me piss my pants.

But right now the only real draw in the cast is Mickey Rourke. And I guess Danny Trejo is always fun. But now it seems like another Righteous Kill-esque example of the right idea waaaaay after the right time ended. Sort of like the last Rambo movie.

WTH are you talking about? Statham and Li was enough to get me to see that BS movie War.

But Stathan, Li, Lundgren, Stallone and (from what I hear) a cameo from Arnie - plus with Crews now settling into the role of the Law Enforcement officer, I really don't see how this could go wrong w/Stallone writing and directing.

Oh and BTW The last Rambo Movie was damned good!

V.

Because last RAMBO was THE ENTIRE SHIT! Watching human bodies turn into chopped liver in under 0.05 seconds was never more fun! and yet dude never went over the top, if anything, Sly's acting improved with age. And to put that cast together, dude is VERY smart, seing how our culture loves to flirt with nostalgia. I hope you were born after 1987. Then I can understand why you, naturally, would think its lame.

yall can get excited over these dudes, I'll watch her

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dude.....

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Hey SZoners,

Here’s the latest from Sly:

I know that many people on the site have asked for Kurt Russell. I asked for him too. Actually, I was taken aback when asked to put the request in a letter and send it to his agent. Subsequently, I was called back by the agent several days later after refusing to send a letter and he said Kurt Russell is not interested in ‘ensemble acting’ at this time.

So, People, I came, I saw, I failed.

Best,
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Sly is THAT dude.

homie was like "send a letter??? wtf! yo! Kurt? what's really good my nig?"

I felt like there should have been a Cinemax logo in the bottom right corner of the screen for most of it. Some bizarre one-liners in it. Still, it's a shitload of fun. Audience was really into it. If you want to see shit explode, this is the movie for you.

>If you want to see shit explode,
>this is the movie for you.



and the answer is YES!


so what grade do you give?

I had alot of fun.

was awesomeful.

Aww hell nah...cgi blood???!

That's the worst!

Is Hollywood that damn lazy that they can't throw around a lil' red syrup.

I think for a while Sly was debating between PG-13 and R so may have added the blood later after he decided to go the R route. Glad he made this choice. Might have gotten a bigger audience but wouldn't be a true 80's action movie sendup without the blood.

too many CGI explosions.

other than that it was exactly what i wanted. big and stupid.

good shit... Bruce Willis cracked me up...

started a little slow but then flew by

explosions gaLORE. i had a ball watchin this.


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thoughts:
-not enough Dolph, and i was kinda chagrined he was cast as the antagonist (like he usually is) but at least he turns it around in the end.
-Rourke's lil emotional monologue seemed...random lol.
-the Arnie/Willis/Sly 3-way was VERY satisfying to finally see. that was cinema history right there folks.
-Eric Roberts has cornered the market for "smarmy slick bad guy".
-if only the other action classics woulda stepped up to the plate and joined in (Van Damme, Segal) this coulda been sumthn a lil more monumental. i feel like there was one wrestler too many in the mix, with too many wrestling moves reminding me that these guys are wrestlers. the main cast needed a few more action movie star icons to be present.
-some of the acting was beyond bad, speshly by Jet Li.
-i found myself lovin the rapport b/w Statham & Sly and can see why they got the most screen time: they can actually act.
-Charisma Carpenter ur still one hot bitch.
-speaking of, is Sly a fan of "Buffy" and/or "Dexter"? he's got Charisma in this movie ("Buffy"/"Angel"), the dude who plays "Angel" in "Dexter" (well that just got awesomely confusing) & Julie Benz ("Dexter"/"Buffy"/"Angel") was in "Rambo".

V.

man I wish Segal and Van Damme where in this joint as well. Did you think Wesley would have been better than Terry in the part he played, I thought Wesley could have brought something interesting to the table but not sure if he would have been better than Terry Crews? But I could see Terry in that part more than Forrest Whitaker...lol
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Also... agree on Dolph, he shouldve been fighting stallone not li! that wouldve been epic...

and I thought Terry Crews killed was one of the highlights of the movie


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if there's another one i expect Segal, Van Damme, and/or Norris. with more Willis. and maybe Schwarznegger (sp?) since he won't be governor anymore.

some red meat and bacon.

that shit was pure man.

and no nudity, not a single women is objectified, and it was still amazing

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and i loved it!

the camera just seemed too damn close to see any of the fight moves. it was especially bad at the end when it was dark too.

still enjoyed the movie.

There was a lot of dragging. A lot of filler that took away from the rest.

I think the Eric Roberts and Vilena stuff worked really well. I think this movie would've been better if they just focused on it being simple and straight forward. Any and all depth they tried to add actually subtracted from the movie.

I wasn't a big fan of the cameras during the fight scenes either. Also maybe a little less CGI next time.

And that was AWESOME!

The fight scenes did have shoddy camera work, but eff it, it was still entertaining as hell.

That whole sequence of the group in the tunnel, from Jet Li holding that dude and Staham breaking his neck backwards, to Stallone getting his ass kicked by Stone Cold, to Terry Crews mowing ppl down with his automatic shotgun, was fucking badass.

A sequel can only be better, filled with more ppl who turned Sly down the first time and other newbies. That list of action stars is long as hell to pick from...

after all the good will sly got off Rambo and Rocky Balboa he lost it with this

waste of a morning

that should have been the very last scene.

jet li should never, ever have scenes with him shooting a gun. ever.
cotoure cannot act for shit. too little dolph. wanted to see rourke box the shit out of someone, and didn't get it.

i have few complaints outside of that.

also, statham owned the whole flick. the best scenes were his- and i'll take his knives over rambos guns any day. he and sly had great chemistry though. rourke had an academy calibur monologue. the randy/austin fight was dope. kinda funny watching the rattler beat the shit out of rambo.

oh, and TERRY CREWS!!! that fucking cannon scene was awesome. even my girl marked out. eric roberts rocked until he gave a shitty monologue at the end.

oh and shouldn't jason have been doing all the driving? just sayin...

It was alright, more talk, less action especially for a cast of dudes known for action flicks.

... I thought the whole point of putting this cast together was to create a self-aware, "meta" action film, with winking references to past movies and purposely corny one-liners and stuff. Outside of the Arnold-Sly-Bruce scene -- which was neat but somewhat ruined by the trailers blowing the surprise -- it was pretty much a generic '80s throwback that actually took itself seriously and would've been exactly the same if it starred any random assemblage of actors. I mean, Stallone didn't even throw in a "I'm getting too old for this" moment to acknowledge that he looks like a reanimated, Botoxed and HGH-filled slab of meat.

he's in incredible shape but his eyebrows were a distraction to the point i can barely remember most of the movie.

and i watched it yesterday