Most of these would probably have to be short films.

-In a prank gone wrong, a group of friends accidentally kill someone. They immediately confess to the authorities.

-A college professor is a good husband and father with a happy home life.

-A group of lovable losers decide not to commit a crime.

-A young man feels a clarity of purpose and a strong sense of self after graduating from college. This helps him excel in his chosen career. (HOLY SHIT THIS COULD BE PREQUEL TO THE COLLEGE PROFESSOR MOVIE)

-A road trip goes according to plan.

divide it up perfectly amongst themselves, and see their lives improve in every way imaginable?

in the follow-up, a local gangster tracks down the yokels who found his money and asks politely for it back. in their embarrassment, they willingly hand it over with their apologies, and receive a series of friendly hi-fives from the gangster and his gangster buddies.

They split up half-way through their freshman year of college and never see each other again.

the entire movie is him walking through a best buy looking at various HDTVs like, "man, i knew i shoulda got in on that."

She doesn't really care about the kids. Well, except for the one with the cute dad.

>She doesn't really care about the kids. Well, except for the
>one with the cute dad.

Although if the event is the death of their parents, they are very interested in when the will is going to be read.

Titled: The Wasted Life of an Insufferable Douche. Directed by Kevin Smith.

they don't qualify for the post season, and they don't get the local tough kid or undiscovered phenom to save their season. And the coach is an upstanding quality guy who has the respect of all his peers.

By losing to the best team in their league.

>By losing to the best team in their league.

nobody cares, and praise is heaped on winning team.

and never really find a way to resolve their differences, not even when one of their family members are kidnapped and they have to solve the crime together. the whole thing only leads to more awkwardness and resentment. oh, and the case is never solved.

they don't decide to explore the dilapidated house in the middle of nowhere. They don't sneak off in pairs to get laid in the woods. They heed the Gas station attendant's warning to "not hang around in these parts".


They simply call a tow truck, and wait patiently in the car until he comes and gets the car to a repair shop. In the interim, they amuse each other with Music Trivia and humorous anecdotes.

Later, it is revealed that their road trip to South Padre was a success.

but decides he'd rather continue writing for the local paper. he wins a regional writing award for his article on the destruction of new york city by a megalomaniacal villain.

Gets bitten by radioactive spider, but because the spider is dying from radiation poisoning, it's jaws are too weak to pierce the skin. Spider dies when student brushes it off.

They come in 8th place and all get jobs at the Applebee's where the rec center used to be

From 30 feet away. Once his pursuers get a little closer, they realize that he looks nothing like the highly trained CIA operative they were hired to kill. Oh well, guess they had better keep looking.

She's flattered by this, but politely declines his advances. Besides, she's already dating the star quarterback, who happens to also be class president, valedictorian, and just an all around great guy.


Sequel: Cheerleader and Quarterback get married and move to quiet suburban town where everything is as it seems. He sells real estate and she's a stay at home mom with a lucrative home business making scented candles.

>
>Sequel: Cheerleader and Quarterback get married and move to
>quiet suburban town where everything is as it seems. He sells
>real estate and she's a stay at home mom with a lucrative home
>business making scented candles.


Part III:

Nerd spends the majority of his adult life pining away for the Cheerleader ( even though he has a high paying job in a major metropolis). So as his ten-year reunion approaches, he and his portly yet charismatic best friend throw every ounce of effort into going back to the small town where they went to high school, and hatching an elaborate plan to sweep her off her feet with his new found 'coolness'. Only to find out she's happily married to the Quarterback, and has totally forgotten about him. As have most of his classmates.

Unpopular nerd gets really drunk and heads back to his hotel with Miss Olendorff, the school librarian. Which is okay, too, he always sort of had a thing for her anyway.

and his nerdy female counterpart ( who had eyes for him in High School but never told him) decides that he's kind of a dick now that he's a Big City dweller and she's glad she never let him hit.

and rather than wind up with a Hot guy as a result of some comical mishap where her glasses come off and her hair falls down, she decides to just go home and call it a night.

The cats aren't really all that mischievous or sassy, and we cannot hear their thoughts in the form of a voice over monologue. They are, after all, just cats.

to make sure that the audience appreciates that there are TWELVE cats.

~ ~ ~

Grrr (c) Tatiana

Turns out they both love sports and fishing, so they talk about that a lot.

Adjusts to his new lifestyle with ease

No conflicted feelings occcur.

But just as they are pulling in the parking lot to check in, their car starts working again. Huh. That was weird.

...thinks twice & decides not to go through with this 1 last hit.

Puts his sniper rifle away

Pulls out his street sweeper instead & proceeds to just go on killing random people throughout the rest of the movies 3 hour running time.

You see it was never really all about the money for him.

It was for...


...wait for it


...it's also the title of the movie


...The Love of the Maim

Oh wait.

Incumbent Douchebag ( with nefarious business dealings) gets re-elected in a landslide victory, and carries on with plan to raze Senior Citizens home and replace it with luxury Condominiums.


Hot chick who was helping Local Dimwit comes to her senses and follows the status quo and applies for a job in a law firm.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

...after carefully surveying the scene, he backs away slowly and files incident away for storytelling night at the bar.
______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

....have a civil and entertaining discussion on the day's politics and local happenings.
______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

They just get their haircuts and go. People do have lives, you know.

They are unable to multiply and are quickly defeated.

....young man senses the inherent crazy in her eyes and avoids her at all costs.
______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

and manages to change no one's mind about anything.
______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

the OTHER local loner decides not to befriend him.

Man realizes that all his debts and responsibilities have been erased and he can now do pretty much anything he wants. Man proceeds to have the time of his life.

They hook up every now and then for dinner, a movie, and some no-strings-attached sex. The nuclear fallout left them both sterile, which is just as well since they weren't really interested in having to repopulate the earth anyway.

so they proceed with the weekend and eventually travel back to the city.

.....and opts for a new 2br condo in the market district with parking and access to good schools and a Harris Teeter.
______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

This proves to be impossible, however, as Disneyland closes at 10.

The Sheriff understands that he has paid his debt to society and is in fact NOT looking for any trouble. The Ex-con understands that the People don't take too kindly to that sort of thing around there.

his old crime buddies also see that he's no longer interested in a life of crime, and respect his privacy. There are no offers of "A job with Big Frank if you ever want it..."

Local high school kids decide they're basically okay with that and fill their time in other productive ways

But after a few weeks he loses interest and turns to building model airplanes instead

She turns out to be a good kid who chooses to stay away from mischief and such.

every aspect of a regular man's life.

...and supportive of each other's relationships, taking time out to remark on what wonderful husbands they all have and complimenting each other's adequate cooking.
______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

which keeps teen drunk driving and alcohol related chicanery at minimum levels.

Local city newspaper ignores emergence of said hero as town has more than enough masked crusaders. Public indifferent.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

realizing that getting signed is difficult,stressful, and expensive. Apparently, nobody in the music business is interested in their desire to Rock out with their collective Cocks out.

They all quit the band to pursue various vocations and settle for a life of financial stability.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

and refuse all requests for reunion tours and/or documentary/biopic offers.

Concerned parents opt for home schooling

Upper command chooses trained cohesive unit not taken from military prisons and psych wards upon further reflection.
______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

>Upper command chooses trained cohesive unit not taken from
>military prisons and psych wards upon further reflection.

Loses bet

and want no part of it.

>Loses bet...due to his severe acne

particularly the married ones.

As a result, she spends a lot of time alone.

Court declares man to be fucking insane.

a poor sense of humor

~ ~ ~

Grrr (c) Tatiana

Friends sit down with schemer and point out some of the weaker points of his business plan. Schemer returns in 2 weeks with a revised proposition, and the venture proves successful.

Dies alone, but content with the life she's led.

He retires in 2 weeks.

...he writes a few traffic tickets, has coffee with the partner he's had for a few months (they get along...oh, and his old partner got promoted. He was okay.), and does some paperwork. His sergeant is a nice enough guy...he gets him a card for his retirement.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

by the end.

But everyone in town seems to embrace him just the same.

He also drives a Prius.

All the veterans love him and there is instant chemistry. The young gun is good enough to give the old, nearly retired captain of the team his much needed rest. Despite a great regular season performance, they lose in the championship game...but still feel like winners.

...he fails.

proceeds to flunk out after receiving subpar grades in EVERY course. Apparently, Classwork counts for 100% of his grades, and being insightful, precocious and smart alecky does NOT.


Local Hottie in college town later dumps him, as he has no future aside from insulting local stuffed shirts.

well....sort of.

but after being threatened with abandonment and the loss of her upper-class lifestyle, she relent, marries the man, and lives happily ever after.

...who has remarkable hygiene and regales the two with jaunty tales of local lore before dropping them off at a well lighted gas station.
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R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

Instead of going to church, the spend Sunday morning going for a long walk and reading the paper.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

Hypothetically, if, and I stress IF a sheriff did the opposite of that in a movie, in would hypothetically be one of the most annoying things I might possibly see in movie after movie.

Instead, he calls the police who arrive and shoot and kill a mentally ill man armed with a machete.

A long time ago I wrote a story about a murderer hiding in a closet, savoring his revenge, when he gets a severe diarrhea attack. The New Yorker passed on it.

offers them Lemonade and tells them not to play too long in the hot sun.

gives them open permission to retrieve stray baseballs from her Rose Garden.

...with the possible exception of Swingin' Rope safety and awareness.
______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393735/

Spends the next 90 minutes licking his own balls

~ ~ ~

Grrr (c) Tatiana

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

who teaches no life lessons

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

eventually they get tired of hanging out only with each other ( aside from random bedmates, of course) and decide to pursue other interests, including reading, cooking and not being so fuckin' whiny all the Goddamned time.

Uses his military training to sneak off ship and swim back to safety.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

children are well behaved and spend most of the afternoon reading quietly.

Before running out of battery power 15 minutes into the movie.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

No one speaks to each other the entire time

he decides he'd rather be a lawyer anyway.

Scenario A)

Scientists all over the world tell him that such an idea is impossible. The old man realizes it was a silly idea and retires.

doesn't develop any emotions for her and kicks her ass out of the hotel once he is done with her.

she then concedes.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

little boy tries to find mythical treasure in order to save house. Doesn't find the treasure because it doesn't exist. Family loses home and is forced to move in with grandma and grandpa. Dad develops drinking problem.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

Staring Tom Cruise as a Christian science teacher deep in debt, and Wesley Snipes as the homicidal IRS auditor.

Soundtrack by the Isley Brothers.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

With the support of their communities, both stay out of trouble, perform well in school, reach the pros and retire several years later as millionaires.

All of their family members adjust to wealth very responsibly and lead long, successful lives.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

Swiftly leave after gaining deep sense of empathy from watching Bush speeches and listening to top 40 radio.

Twist Ending: Aliens came to destroy Earth after watching Pluto Nash.

Everyone sees through the twisted charade and immediately alerts the authorities. Their dead boss is given a proper and respectful burial and the two guys are sent to a mental institution.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

Barbarians rejoice!

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

But he gets kind of weird vibe from her so he excuses himself to the bathroom and sneaks out.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

Then the little boys parents tell him Santa's not missing, because he's not real. Boy adjusts to this fact and moves on with life.

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

______________________________________________________________________________

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 1983-2007

http://cscpov.blogspot.com/

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton

Scientists have been making great strides in the field of cybernetics, but they are still a few years way from having a prototype ready. Cop dies.

lol

But nobody ever finds it because it's such a stupid fucking place to hide a treasure map

Alienates himself from friends and family

city appointed lawyer puts in time but no extra effort given. upon prisoner transport, bus runs as scheduled, experiences no delays and arrives safely.

man stays in jail; lawyer continues mundane life, eventually dies of alcoholism.




the revolution will not be inboxed.

robbers point gun at kid and accidentally kill him when startled by bats flying overhead.
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finds her at home watching Lifetime and promptly kills her.
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gets deported after giving authorities an insult after they ask of the origins of his scar.
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burgulars rob the house and drop the kid in a lake.
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It just wags its tail and does doggie things. Much of the action is the dog sleeping under the table while the family watches TV and ignores the dog.

~ ~ ~

Grrr (c) Tatiana

Until his third day when he gets stabbed in the parking lot by a crack smoking 9th grader, and decides "Fuck this shit!"

Running time about 10 minutes or so.

and generally has a terrible time.

nobody gives two shits.

after years and years of no one ever suspecting him of it.

and has a really bad attitude about the whole thing. truly uninspiring stuff.

and crashes into control tower. Millions of dollars and several lives are lost. Calm and cautious fellow pilot proven right. Investigation reveals latent homosexual crush as the cause for foolish behavior.

Upon being approached by a man offering a plain, uneventful life or joining a dangerous revolutionary gang bent on taking down the system/Man, decides that a lucrative career in programming sounds just fine.

manages to quit before it interferes with his personal and work life. Looks back on it fondly and is richer for the experience.