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17721, Seinfeld
Posted by Sponge, Mon Sep-24-01 12:43 AM
What did you guys think of Seinfeld? Overrated, great, average, junk?

I personally loved it, but it's last 2 seasons were below average.

I don't know of any other show that was as witty and clever.
I just don't get it when people don't even give the show a chance. Some people assume it's weird because of how Kramer looks or how the theme song sounds. Oh yeah, a lot of its comedy is subtle.

Favorite Episodes:
1) Elaine's bra-less friend
Very clever in poking fun at O.J.'s glove fitting at his trial
by using Susan Nitschki's bra

2) Yadda Yadda
How Jerry sat on the kneeler in the confession booth was too
much!

3) the Bet-can't say anything more

4) the Bizarro World

there's just too much to name

I thought the Series Finale couldn't have been done better. It was written in typical Larry David fashion. I knew so many people who watched the Finale without ever watching an episode. That kind of sucked because they didn't catch the humor in all the witnesses who were former characters in previous episodes. That's why many didn't like the Finale, but what do they know....they never watched the show.

Peace
17722, That shit was great.
Posted by dayzblack, Mon Sep-24-01 03:58 AM
That was one of the best comedies of all time, there hasn't been shit since that can even compare. And don't give me that bullshit ass, "Friends" that's a cheap rip off.
Fave episodes off the top of the head:
Kramer's TV show-absolute classic

Pig man-George was incredible in this one

The Move-Again, George was amazing-he may be arguably the best character on the show.
17723, great
Posted by res1, Mon Sep-24-01 04:14 AM
and the finale was great too, other shows don't have the balls to do somethign like that, they gotta make it all sentimental..

res->one


17724, I named my kid Seinfield...
Posted by Delaney, Mon Sep-24-01 05:20 AM
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
and we all know white people are unnatural, genetic deviations from nature...plus i hear they get their "artificial coloring" from an intergalactic trading company...- Utamaroho

science_fiction: gotta keep the devils at bay nahymean. gotta keep yakub and his monkeys away from the original hueman gods.

10/19/01-The Gays.
11/08/01-The Headrest.
17725, One of the greatest...
Posted by khimes, Mon Sep-24-01 05:44 AM
I LOVED this show. I think I've seen almost all of the episodes. I taped "The Bet", the special before the series finale, and the finale itself. This show was a mixture of high comedy and inside jokes. If you hadn't seen at least half of the shows, you wouldn't know the slang they used or why certain people were funny.

My Favorite Seinfeld Memories:

-The Bet
-Jerry and Elaine fighting over whose finger was in whose face first (Jerry looked like a nerd imitating a cowboy)
-Elaine saying "Get out!" accompanied by a shove
-Art Vandelay
-George being an architect
-the many conversations about nothing that sounded very important
-Elaine's Christmas card episode
-Elaine getting bit by a "rabid dog" episode

There's more, but I'll have to consult an episode guide to remember. I'll be back! (c) Arnold


"I want to be with him." - pistol
17726, the many conversations about nothing that sounded very important
Posted by ASTRO, Mon Sep-24-01 07:40 AM
Like did Iron Man wear underwear under his suit.

Seltzer/Salsa conversation


17727, This and That
Posted by khimes, Mon Sep-24-01 10:27 AM
Classic.

"I want to be with him." - pistol
17728, Now THIS was funny!
Posted by ya Setshego, Sat Oct-27-01 03:21 AM
>>-Elaine's Christmas card episode

Also, the episode where Jerry was trying to remember his girlfriend's name, which rhymed with clitoris(Delores)

& the episode where Kramer set the Puerto Rican flag on fire by mistake, in turn igniting the wrath of the entire Puerto Rican community at a Puerto Rican pride parade(they later apologized for the episode because members of the Puerto Rican community complained about it, but the way it was executed by Michael Richards was just classic comedy. VERY funny stuff.)




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17729, RE: Seinfeld
Posted by pey, Mon Sep-24-01 05:56 AM
you're screenname reminded me of the sponge episode...
elaine: "and why do you consider yourself to be spongeworthy?"
seinfeld was great...
17730, RE: Seinfeld
Posted by dba_BAD, Mon Sep-24-01 07:12 AM
Seinfeld is a motherfucking genious. I mean, really. Not only was his show hilarious, but have you ever seen him cameo on another show? Blows the cast right outta the water! Anyone see him on Newsradio (the most underrated show ever, IMO)? Fucking comic GOLD.

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17731, news radio
Posted by electric_lady, Mon Sep-24-01 07:33 AM
..is very underrated

Phil Hartman *sniff* kept me laughing..

the "shaft" episode. pure comedy. I am laughing as i think about it.

Seinfeld
Frasier
Newsradio


in that order.


17732, Northern Exposre
Posted by rubbersoulonice, Mon Sep-24-01 01:43 PM
Smart and fucking hilarious, although after Rob Morrow walked on them the show suffered. Those characters are always with me, esp. Chris and Maggie. Seinfeld just didn't appeal to me the same way. And yes, props to News Radio.
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falling
Summer evening birds are calling
Children's laughter in my ears
The last sunlight disappears"
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17733, northern exposure
Posted by thebigfunk, Sun Oct-07-01 04:43 AM
that show was my favorite show *ever*
period.

-thebigfunk
Six on the Player:
Joe Henry: Scar
Sinclair: La Bonne Attitude
Ligeti: Mechanical Music
Tony Allen: Black Voices
Rickie Lee Jones: Magazine
Acoustic Syndicate: Crazy Little Life
17734, RE: news radio
Posted by johnny_domino, Mon Sep-24-01 02:01 PM
I loved the one where they were all gonna rent a beach house for the summer. Phil Hartman kept talking about how he was going to wear speedos, and how there were "only two weeks left until an entire summer of blissful speedo freedom, or as I like to call it, speedom". I still crack up every time I think about that one.


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Just f*ck and eat each other 'til the next ice age occurs" El-P
17735, Feel my skillz donkey donkey donkey donkey...uh..nm
Posted by Zeno, Mon Sep-24-01 05:09 PM
Z

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Getting Play:
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17736, RE: Feel my skillz donkey donkey donkey donkey...uh..nm
Posted by PolarbearToenails, Mon Sep-24-01 09:35 PM
But did Jimmy have fear? A thousand times no.

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17737, Funny shit.
Posted by PRYM8, Thu Sep-27-01 02:01 PM
n/m
17738, yes...
Posted by alek, Sun Oct-28-01 03:10 PM
>the "shaft" episode. pure comedy. I
>am laughing as i think
>about it.

when I'd pass my sister in the hall or doorway, she used to go "JOHN Shaft..."

Alek

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What?! What?!
17739, YO...
Posted by PRYM8, Mon Sep-24-01 04:40 PM
I loved that show from begining to end. Another good show that was of the same caliber was News Radio. It would have done just as good as Seinfield had Phil Hartman not been killed.
17740, Love the show
Posted by scroofays, Tue Sep-25-01 07:30 AM
My favorite episode was when Kramer buys that robe and at the end he pushes that girl against the car and the cops think he's a pimp!

"Oh, you ain't feelin me fine it costs you nothin' pay me no mind" Jay-Z
17741, RE: Love the show
Posted by bolombo, Wed Sep-26-01 02:40 PM
The worst thing going in my life is that where I live Seinfeld and Simpsons come on at the same time.

Plus the fact that they used to run back to back Simpsons episodes but just dropped one episode of Simpson for NewsRadio. Ive heard good things about NewsRadio but never given it much of a chance. We'll see how it goes
17742, I think i like tv too much
Posted by guest, Sat Oct-20-01 04:39 PM
The two greatest tv shows period are the simpsons and of course seinfeld. Both shows are completely original and never seem to become redundent.

favorite episodes-

Seinfeld-The one where elaine gives the denim vest guy a fake number and at the end they all celebrate festivus. Favorite quote from that episode "It's a Festivus merical" -Kramer

Simpsons-The episode when the shelbyville kids steal the lemon tree and all the kids sneak in and try to get it back. Favorite quote from that episode "They're always eating candy. They love tha sweet taste." -Milhouse
17743, show was totally clever...
Posted by missmoody, Thu Sep-27-01 02:37 PM
loved the convo they had b/c sometimes that what/how you and your friends think.

classic episode that no one mentioned: jerry's girlfriend who had the classic toys and they feed her turkey dinner and all of them went to the house to play & kramer had his own version of the jerry springer show.

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17744, Kramer's talk show
Posted by Gyrofrog, Fri Sep-28-01 06:25 AM
>kramer
>had his own version of
>the jerry springer show.

I thought it was more Geraldo, Oprah, and the others all rolled into one.

But earlier in the episode, he had acquired the old "Merv Griffin" set, and put it in his apartment. That was hilarious, and I was hoping that when "Seinfeld" ended, they would spin-off a talk show satire "hosted" by Kramer, based on this episode. (I think Martin Mull had a show like that called "Fernwood Tonight.")

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17745, RE: Seinfeld
Posted by thatguy07, Thu Sep-27-01 03:13 PM
remember that one where elaine thought her boyfriend was black and then in one scene called a black waittress "sister" and she gave her a look and elaine was like "it's okay, my boyfriend's black" just as her boyfriend walked in, and then they had that whole discussion like:

boyfriend: i am?
elaine: well, you said we were an interracial couple
boyfriend: that's because you're hispanic
elaine: i am?
boyfriend: you kept taking me to all those spanish restaurants -- and your hair!
(pause)
elaine: so we're just two normal boring white people?
boyfriend: i guess..
(pause)
boyfriend: so.. wanna go to the gap??

they get up and go..

bwahahaha!!
17746, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Posted by dM, Thu Sep-27-01 03:19 PM
Has anybody else caught this show on HBO? Its written, produced, and stars Larry David, as Larry David. Funny shit so far. Some of the dialog reminds me of Seinfeld.




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17747, !
Posted by donwill, Thu Sep-27-01 04:43 PM

some of the best shit on tv...



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17748, great, but alot of air time wasted
Posted by ZioN, Sat Sep-29-01 10:07 PM

yeah well, seinfeld is by far my favourite tv show...ever. People don't see the genius of the whole thing. Sometimes I watch episodes with friends that aren't into it and george and jerry will be having a conversation about the most bullshit situation...like, cape wearing lawyers and they think it's supposed to be serious or that they are just pushing a concept too far but what they don't realise it's the same shit that they talk about day to day. Seinfeld makes fun of everyone and they don't know it. Subtle

But my only problem with they show is the first two series. With the exception of a few episodes here and there...i can't really watch em. They only really started pushing things to the limit in the fourth series and onwards. Kramer came out as being Kramer. Flying through Jerry's door. Crazy shit.
The genius started coming out in the writing.

In the first few series, I think Jerry was trying a little too hard but by the end, it was a masterpiece.

anyway, that's my two cents

giddyup
17749, pure comedy
Posted by Soul Brotha, Tue Oct-09-01 06:57 AM

This show cracks me up. Last episode I saw involved Larry David being threatened by that professional wrestler, & his wife accusing him of being an *ass man*. The episode where he tries to become a car salesman was hilarious!
17750, When does the Larry David show come on?
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17751, RE: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Posted by guest, Sat Oct-20-01 04:42 PM
The show is another genius creation from Larry David. This guy will go down in history as one of the greatest comedic thinkers of our time.
17752, George Costanza
Posted by DonKnutts, Thu Sep-27-01 04:57 PM
... one of the great characters in sitcom history.

Art Vanderlay.
17753, Art Vandelay
Posted by Gyrofrog, Fri Sep-28-01 06:27 AM
Here at work, I run a trouble-ticket system, and whenever I set up a new project I usually use "Art Vandelay" for testing purposes (If not I'll use another Seinfeld character). About 1 in 10 users might notice.

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17754, only sitcom i watch(ed)
Posted by squeeg, Thu Sep-27-01 05:05 PM
Still catch the reruns daily.

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17755, He's touring again.
Posted by boukie69, Fri Sep-28-01 05:03 AM

17756, The Soup Nazi
Posted by sandata, Fri Sep-28-01 08:53 PM
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!

hi-larious.

yeah, Seinfeld was a great show.
I still watch the re-runs when I got time.

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17757, No caldo for you!
Posted by Gyrofrog, Sat Sep-29-01 08:04 AM
Last week, a local Mexican restaurant had "Osama bin Laden: No caldo for you!" on their sign out front.


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17758, RE: The Soup Nazi
Posted by skeenomvixen, Sat Oct-06-01 09:42 PM
I loved that episode.
But my other faves are:

The Bet (of course)
Kramer & Moviefone
Elaine's urine test (where she tested positive for Opium, but it was only because she had poppyseed muffins all the time)
The Big Salad
Jerry's girlfriend whose name rhymed with a part of the female anatomy
Risk management, Ovaltine and Kenny Bannerman
Buying the opera ticket from a clown
George's ex becoming a lesbian
17759, Jerry
Posted by PolarbearToenails, Sun Oct-07-01 10:31 PM
When Jerry makes out all the way through Schindler's List.

Oh man...

--
Jesse Thorn / Host
The Sound of Young America
Thursdays 8-9 AM KZSC 88.1 Santa Cruz
http://www.splangy.com

"This album is by far the greatest piece of writing, arranging, producing, and sequencing genius I've ever encountered. Anyone who has heard the first two Swamp Dogg albums will possibly say impossible, but after listening to this one will make the cross-over to incredible. The only album that may possibly compare with this one is the one that I'm contemplating doing the late future. Everything that is neccessary to make an album I have; Ego, talent, originality, humor, and I am dynamic, articulate, defiant, altruistic, considerate, warm, wonderful, & humble... I have also been a Grammy nominee for the past two years. I'm also a Cancer (July 12) and twenty nine years in the world. What you've just read is my trip, and if you can't tolerate it, that's your trip."
-- Swamp Dogg, from the liner notes to his album, "Cuffed, Collared, & Tagged"

17760, RE: Jerry
Posted by Sijeka, Sun Oct-07-01 11:32 PM
Elaine:George, we need to talk
Jerry:oh, that's the 4 worst words in english, ever!
Geroge:yeah, that and "who's bra is this?"

LOL!

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17761, the one where george gets the frogger arcade
Posted by GumDrops, Mon Oct-08-01 06:41 AM
machine is hilarious to me, when he tries to cross the road to get the machine over to the other side.

As a sidenote, I read the Seinfeld was Jay-Z's favourite show.
17762, RE: the one where george gets the frogger arcade
Posted by Grand_Royal, Tue Oct-09-01 07:11 AM
hell yeah "Slippery Pete" LOL
17763, RE: the one where george gets the frogger arcade
Posted by tully_blanchard, Sat Oct-20-01 05:27 AM
that was the first episode i saw and ive been hooked ever since. Named my fantasy football team "vandalay industries"





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17764, RE: Seinfeld
Posted by guest, Mon Oct-08-01 07:09 AM
dont forget about the episode where jerry goes to get the new saab and is going to get a good deal due the relationship b/w putty and elaine, while george gets screwed on the vending machines, and kramer drives jerrys car that he is slated to buy w/o buying any gas for it w/ a dude whos name he doesnt even know. The most self-involved episode for all the characters, Jerry manipulating his friends relationship so he can get a better deal on a car, george only concerened about a twix bar, and of course kramer seeing how long he can drive jerrys car that jerry didnt even buy yet for free. A classic, the bet though was one of my favorite.
17765, Puddy
Posted by blue23, Mon Oct-08-01 10:35 AM

That man deserves a Seinfeld Hall of Fame all to himself:
1) The Devil-face paint episode
2) The 8 Ball jacket episode
3) Staring at the seat in front of him on the plane
4) High five
5) E: You hungry? P: Feels like an Arby night to me.
6) The episode where Elaine finds religious tapes in Puddy's car and he confirms that he does believe and she is going to hell.

More, but this cat is highly underrated. If you think Puddy is even somewhat funny then check "The Womanchaser" on video. One of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

One,
BTW
17766, RE: Puddy
Posted by guest, Mon Oct-08-01 07:36 PM
did you ever see him on newsradio as Johnny James? comedy mother fucker is like jimmy's brother and hes gig is that hes pure evil, he takes over the station, but in another episode hes like king of the winos or something and hes homeless, lisa falls in love w/ him, fucking great. Dont forget the germophob episode too
17767, YO...
Posted by PRYM8, Sun Oct-21-01 12:26 PM
That one is onre of the best shows...

17768, Best Episode...
Posted by Soul Brotha, Tue Oct-09-01 07:00 AM

The Roommate Switch

Jerry is dating someone, but he pines away for her roommate. He tells George that he has plans on trying to switch-up & George gets mad serious on him, says something like, "Its never been done. What make you hink you can do it?..." He & George commence to laying out a plan & it almost works.
17769, RE: Best Episode...
Posted by Sponge, Fri Oct-26-01 04:59 PM
the Assman episode...just saw it the other day

where Kramer gets a proctologist's vanity plates

and the one where everyone's sex moves are being used by eachother..."that's my move!"


that Roomate switch was funny as hell too

17770, 3 seasons on tape.
Posted by guest, Wed Oct-10-01 09:42 AM
my roomate is a loser..

and hes got the last three seasons in their entireit on tape.

so we watch that shit a lot since we dont got cable.
its classic.
all of it.

it seems like everyone has a classic episode.

"i write checks."pdiddy.
17771, I think Seinfield is great for a modern-day comedy
Posted by ya Setshego, Sat Oct-27-01 03:16 AM
But NO ONE can touch Lucy. She and Desi set the standard, and everyone else is striving to reach it even today. None has succeeded, as of yet.



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giving us life and secondly for making that life worth
living." -Mary Mc Leod Bethune

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*Twenty-three percent of women are "autoerotic singles" — they prefer to achieve sexual satisfaction alone(source-bet.com)

*If U have won a Grammy, one of two things are at play: 1. Your shit is TIGHT
2. U are white
-(Me)

"'Cuz U answer the phone 'peace' that means U not a freak?"-The Questions(c) Common


17772, SIMPSONS TOO
Posted by OkayHipster, Sun Oct-28-01 11:08 AM
Seinfeld was brilliant, i agree. However i loved the last two seasons too. I loved the subtle and smart humor. So much was going on, much of it goes over some heads. But that's what makes it so great.

Simpsons does this too. People are like "I don't watch cartoons." Or "It's just too weird." But it's the same thing as Seinfeld. There are so many great pop culture references and the subtle humor is so clever, it just amazes me.

FAVORITE SEINFELD EP'S:

1) Master of His Domain
2) Dating Hernandez JFK Parody
3) Jerry's Car stolen/Kramer and Newman use Mailtruck
4) George the Marine Biologist



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17773, it was great!!!!!
Posted by the2ndsurvivor, Mon Oct-29-01 04:56 AM
my fave moments:

---the episode where they lose the car in the parking garage
---master of your domain
---soup nazi (no soup for you!!)
---elaine's christmas cards (everyone was calling her nip)
---the jfk conspiracy episode (with the spit and the baseball game)
---that scene where jerry steals the old woman's marble rye

...if I were a superhero, I'd be Had-It-Up-to-Here Woman, sneaking around grocery stores, malls, and amusement parks all over the world. With lightning speed, I'd snatch up bad azz kids and give them three swift licks with my golden switch and vanish into thin air before anyone knew what happened...

Pet Peeve of the Month:

Back when I used to have a roomie, I would hate it when she would put a dirty dish in the sink without running some water in it. If you're not going to wash the dish right away, at least don't let the food get all crusty and hard on the plate!! YUCK!!