46143, TOP 10 BORAT QUOATES Posted by MILF DOOM, Mon Oct-30-06 03:50 PM
"I have brought here with me my 11-year-old son, his wife and their new-born baby, who I am hoping to sell to singing transvestite Madonna. "Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp or make jam. But the most fun is to kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog." "There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute." "We say in Kazakhstan, "You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with wings." "In America, women can vote, but horse cannot. It is the other way around in my country." "In the US and A, if you want to marry a girl, you can't just go to her father's house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide." "My wife, she make very much noise when she do a toilet. "This one I have to pay money for, but she worth it! Waah, waah, wee-waah!" "I had a very bad gypsy attack; they stole my wife, plough…and they touch my horse in a very bad way. He got very depressed." "To the world, I love you! Apart from Uzbekistan. Assholes."
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