MORONS will always fail. And when you collect upwards of two-hundred morons, arm them with a class-inspired sense of indignance and moral contrivance, and validate them with a written code of law; YOU GET THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT.

You need a mighty fast-talker to ride herd on a tribe of morons, foxxxy... and Jorge Bush is a fast talker the way Anna Kournokova is a great tennis player...