hopeless haggars hinder hazelnut hobos,
lavender leprechauns let up lewd leverages,
unleashing ulcer unconditional unguents
on ungodly legacies,
laminating hilarious labels
of lads and hobgoblins,
unicorns and leopards,
lynx lawyers horrify utilities
of history and hemispheres
of lesbian lavitars
with helter skelter hygiene
upgrading labyrinths
and underating hospitality
as lame humans leave
homages to harvest ugly hornets,
upholster lackluster universes
link licorice horoscopes
and eat homonyns and hoagies
loaded with uncommon literature
from horrdendous heredity
of unworthy hybrids
that loan hypocritical lavreates
from unanimous universities
under heaven but
hoover hills of lunar lands,
lick hymens to hester lust
undulating horny levels
of lathargic leagues,
hundreds of huge but hollow-headed liberals
utter upperclass languages
leering unique units
and underline homicides
with lais sez-faire uniforms
and unlucky hermaphrodite heels,
understanding lectures of hell lagoons,
but unsure of humanity,
their helmets hem long hairy locks
with lazy hairlines
listening, learning, levitating
uninterested hawks
that ladle their heather-gray laundry
as they hold their lemon looks
at Lucifer heathens
with upset hearts,
they hang uranium hulls
that hemorrhage urinea of loose lovers,
finally he-men and herbivores
leave their hiatus
to only need the hedonism
and lip heated herbs
as others unattach havoc hernias
by using the heimlech maneuver,
now heavy heiers learn how to help their universal homes
rather than heist understatements of lexicography