Y'all really need to watch this. You think it’s kinda ridiculous for the first five or six minutes, and then…wow. Every other line is hilarious from there on out. It’s mesmerizing. The final minute is a true tour de force. “There’s a lot of sex in the air…don’t doubt it!” Where do all these mutants come from? You'd literally have to pay me $2000 to attend this. Plus the price of the ticket. There's no way the ticket is coming out of my $2000.

Related: This may be the most amusing page on the internet right now.

http://www.juggalogathering.com/home.php?page_id=attractions