you are a fellow devout non-believer like myself. If I am correct in my memory, you will find some deep joy and humor in this video from ISDD's twitch feed. I beg you to watch this video from the beginning until about 6:05: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX54Eo696xQ.

If you've seen this clip already, my apologies for wasting your time. The first time I saw the link clip this morning, I laughed until there were tears in my eyes and my head hurt.