290305, Surface 3 post.
Posted by Mongo, Tue May-20-14 11:05 AM
*crickets*
*tumbleweeds*
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the actual fate of the new 12" tablet Microsoft says has MAXIMUM LAPABILITY and is LIGHTER THAN A MACBOOK AIR and will KILL NINJAS FOR YOU WHILE MAKING YOU THE MOST DELICIOUS MILKSHAKE YOU EVER TASTED WHILE MASTURBATING YOU WITH TEH SLOW PRACTICED HAND OF A 9TH CENTURY WHORE PRIEST OF APHRODITE
Goes on sale tomorrow.
Starts at 799 USD.
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